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The Hag that Rode Ya

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Me: where wonder meets blunder. Geechee bred. Geechee fed. And when I die, I’ll be Geechee dead.

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Blackplanet.

Then American Sign Language lol

06.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If there was ever any advice I would give to younger women regarding dating it is this:

Whenever a man volunteers to disqualify himself from the “race”, let him. Do not inquire. Do not implore him to reconsider.
Let. Him.

06.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 3

Heated seats to and from work

06.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what

06.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what that question reminded me of. If you tell me you’re not in a position to date me bc of xyz and I didn’t even tell you xyz was criteria of dating me? Well alright.

06.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

And Godspeed!

06.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because I didn’t even tell you what the rules of engagement were, you took your own self out of play??? Aw naw.

06.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If there was ever any advice I would give to younger women regarding dating it is this:

Whenever a man volunteers to disqualify himself from the “race”, let him. Do not inquire. Do not implore him to reconsider.
Let. Him.

06.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 3

A word.

06.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is for a single person salary specifically. I think the median household income is like $80K nationwide.

06.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeap. Can’t say I’d completely toss someone out over that.

06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The median income in USA is somewhere between $50-60K I believe. If you can’t take care of yourself that’s one thing, but savings for me get into something else.

06.03.2026 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I only say that bc the vast majority of people are walking around with very little savings and if that’s the bar then ain’t gone be a lot of partnered people in the world.

But if it’s that important to you by all means do so.

06.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I wouldn’t only because HE said so. What I mean by that is if that’s his def. of “finances in order” then he’s not going to be 100% in the pursuit and relationship.

WTBS, imo if you’re waiting for a wo/man to have a certain amount of savings before you can date them you may be waiting a while.

06.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bc why do I care? Lmao

05.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh wait that was here that was over there. But still

05.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Her: “I just want you to know I’ve known him 20 something years.”

Me: “But he’s paying my bills today.”

05.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Hot towels on my legs and feet >>>>

05.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a diabolical picture 🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing PISSES me off more than when I’m in a drive thru and you’re talking over me when I haven’t gotten my order out. Bxtch

05.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KORBENNNN DALLASSSS!!

05.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Having to pump my own gas is ghetto.

05.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. I believe it was botched robbery at this point. Not some intricate plot

05.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This man has been around the world more than Lisa Stansfield. My God

05.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bc ew, no

05.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭

05.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t help it 😭😭😭

05.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I figured it wasn’t but my reflex moved faster! 😂

05.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YES!!! 😂😂😂

05.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m too churchy bc why at the end of this I heard “….and His name is Jesus!” 😭😭😭😭 I hate myself for this

05.03.2026 14:25 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 5