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The Hag that Rode Ya

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Me: where wonder meets blunder. Geechee bred. Geechee fed. And when I die, I’ll be Geechee dead.

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I hear about this ALL the time wildly enough!

04.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sweet grits is an abomination, idc! If you want sweet hot cereal eat some oatmeal or something.

In Georgia, grits is their official dish.
In South Carolina, there is state legislation specifically around grits.

I don’t wanna hear about what grits should be if you ain’t from there. Lol

04.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cuz that’s a good man Savannah

04.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That seafood boil in a bag was generated by some other folk. At a Lowcountry boil you gone have crab and the fixins, no sauce

04.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crab and crab leg don’t even taste the same. It makes me so mad when ppl act like they’re remotely similar lol

04.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is undisputed evidence based facts.

But the OG boils do have blue crabs, not crab legs

04.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

All I ever want to do is sleep. Thank God Spring Break is next week.

04.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holeon.

04.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In cash? Go on FMLA

04.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just had a beet for the first time in a solid 20 years.

Not terrible.

03.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh cuz I was like is this a smoke signal??! Blink once for yes and two for no 😂

03.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read my baby Psalm 23 every night, and his daddy prays over him, and then we all go to sleep. 🥰🥰 I thank you God for my little growing family.

Good night everyone 💜✨

03.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Confirmed: he hates them. 😫😫😫 nooooooo

03.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We truly are losing recipes that made our culture nuanced and unique - and what’s more, we are not making new or even replacement cookbooks. 😔

Somebody gotta keep the cookouts nshit goin mane. I know me and my folks be trying but dang.

03.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This man in our community died (I’m from rural SC). He used to have these huge Easter Egg hunts every year in the big field across the road from my church. And it just has me sad - beyond his death, I’m really more so mourning the tradition that went with him.

03.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is just stunning. There’s no other word.

03.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Im going to assume that Baby E doesn’t like tomatoes or Mayo. And that’s going to be a problem 😫

03.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Is this not the goal

02.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being able to create systems that increase optimization

02.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only things that should be referenced as Alpine are a tree, or some subwoofers. What the hell is going on

02.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Sis all you gotta do is put in this $5K and”

02.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my really close friends is a senior level engineer and he always be asking us questions like we all earn the same amount. Sir we are APs, and the other friend is a bank teller. Please leave us alone

02.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who is this Jimothy Jones lookin fella.

02.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesssss!!! 🥹🥹🥹so happy for you!! 🤗🤗

02.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And poncho by 2 smh

02.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanted to cuss but I just kept scrolling bc I ain’t got time for idiots this early in the morning.

02.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Agreed. I have to have them “prematurely” post surgery and it’s more discomfort to me than pain??? Idk how to describe it but it wasn’t what I thought it was going to be. And them plates be cold. Lol

02.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I saw a comment in by one of #them in one of the video posts of MBJ’s acceptance speech that said “I wish he had done Wakanda Forever” at the end and see, that’s why nobody likes yall.

02.03.2026 12:06 — 👍 57    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

So substitute the phrase “shock value” for “satire” and I still meant what I said. Great entertainers wear bad clothes every day.

02.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why you were called an asshat the other day.

02.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0