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Word on the street is that you're a bit of a fentologist yourself

09.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I just hope I don't get addicted to this shit, I've got my own Balatro recovery program

08.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And what Linux is, is a piece of ransomware malware that if you install it on your computer, where it should be Windows only. What happens is, your PC won't turn on. And you will drop, you will drop out of college.

07.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 18    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Leaderboard for the top duende killers in the world

06.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If you do Ctrl+Alt+Delete and it says Arch. Fucked.

05.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This baby looks like raw cement

04.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

vipmaxxing

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, Joel is not a terrorist that much

02.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Check out scam.com, scam.tv, fucking awesome site.

01.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 43    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0

I'm gonna google this and if this is pornography I'm going to be very very
happy

28.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 40    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

psyop pa gangam style

27.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

This got to be moldier than the first penicillium

26.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's like a vegan gazëbo. Pergola.

25.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

0 calorie meth diet

24.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Sweden's greatest tennis player yung boi makes my underwear

23.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was ropemaxxing

22.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Linux is some scam by some bearded guy who eats foot cheese. I believe his name is Richard Stallman. And he made a virus.

21.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 32    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

French people ain't got the fucking American ingenuity to create a Swedish game like this

20.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

From Hitman stream

19.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are 99% water

19.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

kevin and billy worked on this

18.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

We saw that you downloaded Lord of The Rings, and now you will be executed by a firing squad

17.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

i'm having problems with this bot now, i don't know why, the duplicate wasn't intentional

16.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ini mini miney moe i wonder where my glove will go

16.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(OOC) sorry, the last one was a mistake

15.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we're gonna assasinate people with toy story technology

15.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

bald man shoots dude and then escapes

14.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

he's got a piercing, but i thought was a piece of yogurt

14.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm so distracted by the way there's somebody on TV masturbating

13.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Polish man jumpscare

11.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0