Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet)

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Mondays, right? 😫

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♓Nesting in is better under today's energies than venturing forth, take a day off if you can. Creating beauty of any kind could be deeply satisfying. Consider changes in your living space but don't start quite yet.

A selfie of me wearing a witch hat and holding three bottles of homemade hot sauce.

Day late but I finally made some Sturgeon Moon #ThotSauce🌶️

(With help from my apprentice, @katiyathewitch.bsky.social )

$6.66 if y'all wanna buy some.

👐Bitch stop, my Momma serve free lunch from the church.

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Hey, woman, you got the blues
'Cause you ain't got no one else to use
There's an open road that leads nowhere
So just make some miles between here and there
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in

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♓You may feel vulnerable or volatile today, make a plan for yourself to relieve stress and improve your mood. Watch for communication misfires, it would be better to postpone whatever it is you may be itching to say. Create and dream.

Beautiful

this 3 act story has something for everyone

😳🫠

😗👉👈

Still recovering. The Sturgeon Moon kind of snuck up on me.
I'm sure She'll understand if I do my Full Moon ritual a little late this month.

I was looking at crabs!

Without saying The Matrix, fav Keanu Reeves Film?

My girlfriend, Alannah, looking at photos of eyeballs in the Asbury Park shopping arcade

My girlfriend, Kylie, smitten with the sight of a big bird at the National Aviary

My girlfriend, Katiya, taking a selfie in front of the Small Giants statues at Wendy Park

Candid pics of my girlfriends being mesmerized by cute things are my favorite form of photography.

These women.
These moments.
🥹👉👈

Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos

And how

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

Ain't that the truth?

A watercolor painting of a snake with a pink banana on her head.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

Worked on me

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♓Money matters are quicksand now, do nothing today that could possibly compound problems. Avoid any financial dispute today too, by Tuesday it may be possible to talk constructively.

Hey... I think The Stars are telling me to take a long weekend and I should be able to go back to work on Tuesday.

LITTLE DID I REALIZE I WAS BEING LURED INTO A DEN OF INIQUITY, DEDICATED TO DRUGS, SADISM AND DEBAUCHERY!

I would kill for Rina.
I would die for Rina.

Could also be prostatitis. I dunno. I haven't spoken to a real doctor yet.

It could be metastatic prostate cancer so...
I'm not trying to be pessimistic but...

I think I'm dying.

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♓Tap into your shadow, it carries old hurts but also significant treasures. If the daily grind is grinding more than usual, try for a creative break to restore your spirit. Avoid big financial transactions for several more days at least.

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I'm in a lot of pain so I'm watching comfort food... Commercials disguised as anime.