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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet)

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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (πŸ”ž Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊 Fortune And Glory Icon of Sin βΈΈ Switchy Witch 🧹 πŸŒ’πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜ she/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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It is no longer reasonable to assume decency or honesty from any ICE agent.

Act accordingly. They will lie. They will cheat. They will steal. They will kill. All in order to hurt your friends and family for not fitting their broken definitions of what an American is.

Don’t play fair. ICE won’t.

07.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I love you too, Angel. Every night is better when I can share it with you!
And, wow, you're so beautiful! πŸ₯Ή

07.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Candy and Kylie in black dresses sitting by the woods

Candy and Kylie in black dresses sitting by the woods

Picnic with @misskaneda.bsky.social πŸ¦­πŸŒ•πŸͺΏ

07.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Hunter's Moon high above the Cleveland skyline reflecting in Lake Erie

The Hunter's Moon high above the Cleveland skyline reflecting in Lake Erie

Hunter's Moon over Cleveland.

07.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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β™“Be wary of things you stumble across under poor stars, they are less likely to be helpful than when there is more sunshine in the Universal sky. Don't take sides in a conflict that isn't yours; even an attempt at peacekeeping might not work out now.

07.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β™“Don't force-feed an opinion, don't let anyone force-feed you--let your values shape your attitudes organically. Avoid any knee-jerk investment or divestiture now, Universal vibes shape your assessments, better days give clearer feedback.

06.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rick Sanchez yelling fuck you summer

Rick Sanchez yelling fuck you summer

Cleveland, OH 441...

Now 78Β°

Sunny

Feels like 80Β°

High: 80Β° Low: 64Β°

Cleveland, OH 441... Now 78Β° Sunny Feels like 80Β° High: 80Β° Low: 64Β°

Trying to enjoy the spooky season but it's 80Β° out.

05.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β™“You might not feel seen or truly met out in the world now, frequencies could feel off, your inner alignments could be shifting and evolving. Find a path through personal artistic expression or at least work out anxieties that way.

05.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the video game the psychotron. Three stereotypical gangsters are sitting around a rectangular table playing cards. Text on the screen reads: 
The Psychotron
player 1 join the game.
Surprisingly, the Nardini family has ceased all operations. In an unprecedented move, Mafia crime boss, Anthony Nardini, has made a full confession regarding his involvement with drug transport and
player 1
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A screenshot from the video game the psychotron. Three stereotypical gangsters are sitting around a rectangular table playing cards. Text on the screen reads: The Psychotron player 1 join the game. Surprisingly, the Nardini family has ceased all operations. In an unprecedented move, Mafia crime boss, Anthony Nardini, has made a full confession regarding his involvement with drug transport and player 1 27600 Main Status Exit

I never get invited to really great parties anymore.

05.10.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this dated or timeless?

04.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β™“If you feel a little tender, choose venues and groups that are respectful, some people and some spaces out there are not. A partner could have a perfect money solution. A consistently solid performance in the world upholds your reputation.

04.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cube of salt

A cube of salt

03.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ernest P. Worrell as portrayed by Jim Varney

Ernest P. Worrell as portrayed by Jim Varney

Did we ever establish what the middle initial, "P", stood for?
I've heard "Power Tools" but I'm pretty sure that was just a gag.

03.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the light is green

03.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ¦­β‰οΈ

03.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β™“A small, back-of-mind fear could spiral into a big worry if you let it hijack your today. Better to stay focused on needed tasks and revisit any concerns tomorrow or after. Your place in the world could be on the upswing.

Shutting my brain down in 3,
2,
1

... (β β—•β α΄—β β—•β βœΏβ )

03.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
send me anonymous messages!

Draw an evil seal pup and innocent cat

I feel like I've already drawn those.

000

NGL

anonymous q&a

send me anonymous messages! Draw an evil seal pup and innocent cat I feel like I've already drawn those. 000 NGL anonymous q&a

03.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
send me anonymous messages!

*flirty coyote noises*

Awooooo!

NGL

anonymous q&a

send me anonymous messages! *flirty coyote noises* Awooooo! NGL anonymous q&a

03.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Send me dirty messages.
Or drawing requests.
... Or ask for my recipes.

03.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eva Unit-01 Bara version..

30.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2175    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 15
You

It... Wasn't.

I should have roasted the tomatoes instead of just simmering them.

Oh no! Poor puppy.

Here I brought you a cool leaf to cheer you up.

Awwww! That's adorable, sweetheart! I brought you The Winter Soldier's arm!

You It... Wasn't. I should have roasted the tomatoes instead of just simmering them. Oh no! Poor puppy. Here I brought you a cool leaf to cheer you up. Awwww! That's adorable, sweetheart! I brought you The Winter Soldier's arm!

My @katiyathewitch.bsky.social is a silly Kat. πŸ–€

03.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
photo with a slug in the foreground. out of focus in the background are a pain of legs in pin striped socks and rollerblades. and further back and out of focus we can see a sunset behind a fence.

photo with a slug in the foreground. out of focus in the background are a pain of legs in pin striped socks and rollerblades. and further back and out of focus we can see a sunset behind a fence.

slug n skate 🐌✨

02.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm out of ideas. What should I doodle?

What would an anthropomorphized biscuit be doing with its afternoon?

Absolute stream of consciousness first image that came to mind

I'm out of ideas. What should I doodle? What would an anthropomorphized biscuit be doing with its afternoon? Absolute stream of consciousness first image that came to mind

"Biscuit" is a British term for "cookie", so clearly he'd be drinking tea and being posh.

This makes an immense amount of sense. I suspect later on her might pop around to the sweet shop.

You're so cool, Candy. I love you.

I love you too, Angel.

"Biscuit" is a British term for "cookie", so clearly he'd be drinking tea and being posh. This makes an immense amount of sense. I suspect later on her might pop around to the sweet shop. You're so cool, Candy. I love you. I love you too, Angel.

A drawing of an anthropomorphized biscuit clearly drinking tea and being posh with its afternoon.

A drawing of an anthropomorphized biscuit clearly drinking tea and being posh with its afternoon.

Thanks for the input, @misskaneda.bsky.social
You're a proper sorted bird.
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ’‹

02.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β™“Your long-range view for career and your presence in the world looks strong, but current stars don't favor any new beginnings, business or personal. When the Universal is throwing up resistance, the boss move is to hunker down and wait it out.

"Boss move", huh?

02.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A ballpoint pen drawing of a seal with fangs and a pumpkin on her head

A ballpoint pen drawing of a seal with fangs and a pumpkin on her head

A selfie of candy at the arcade standing in front of the attack from Mars pinball machine

A selfie of candy at the arcade standing in front of the attack from Mars pinball machine

Gothtober doodle and selkie selfie.

Stay hydrated with pumpkin spice lattes.
Wear sunscreen when you're Moonbathing.
Turn into a wolf.
Trick or treat.
Play a skeleton's ribcage like a xylophone.
Mistake a War of the Worlds broadcast for actual news.
Sacrifice virgins.

I love you all.
πŸ–€πŸ§‘πŸ–€πŸ§‘πŸ–€πŸ§‘πŸ–€

02.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I could be wrong and I definitely am but I’m pretty sure that in my lifetime the government has shut down 750 times

01.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

And I feel like it's never had any effect on my life.

01.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My lady cock, Venus.

My lady cock, Venus.

Posting my gock while everyone in Ohio can't see it!

01.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, I do it all for my adoring fans.
... Both of you!

01.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you all but, gotta be honest, I rarely know what the fuck any of you ding dongs are talking about.

01.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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