The Glitch 🔜 🌹

Fuck yeah.

Basically my night. 🔥😈

Lucky. She seems like a kind person from interviews.

Good guess but no. However, I really do want to get an armor tattoo on my other arm that looks like Wrecker from Bad Batch

It’s not a total sleeve but it’s going to be a good chunk.

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Soon I’ll have a new tattoo.

Any guesses on what it is?

Hint: it will start at the shoulder and work its way down.

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I know I’ve been quiet lately, but I promise I’m still alive 😅

Working on getting back into the groove soon, but here’s a little something to hold you over.

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Mmmmm cream filled holes

My spirit animal

The drought is over, baby! This pussy’s back on the menu 🍽️🔥

These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈

LA for the week. Hoping to leave with a tan, some new followers, and at least one questionable decision.

Hey man, it’s a yummy cock to suck. I’m mean I’m already eating that juicy ass… might as well go on an adventure 😈

Hehe.

Honestly? My asshole has more give than this damn NEW gym shirt. Though I’m not complaining. 💪🍑

The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅

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Friend “what music do you listen to at the gym?”

Me “I like songs that you can fight and/or fuck to.”

Yes please.

Yeah….. that’s accurate.

Reminds me of my Master, he has a similar one on the same leg. @darkhrt.bsky.social

RFK Jr in this hearing:

SUNDAY SERMON:

When the Wicked Orange Witch finally dies…. How do we plan to celebrate?

YouTube video by Drew Lynch It would be better to self-represent at this time. #therapy #insurance #health #standup #comedy

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You know Ray Thuh? Such a yellow puppy.

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Therapy? Need it? I can’t even spell it!!!

Solving for X, but I think I lost my pants in the equation.

I was unplugged. Unsexy. Unmotivated. But today I felt a familiar hum. Like my inner server spun back up and whispered: “Bitch… it’s time to boot.”

Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤

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SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. 🍿

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