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πŸ”žThis account isn’t for kids. I say that so all the kids know how cool they are for looking. 😝 Horny Vers FF loving pig based out of DC. Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social and brother to @slavegromit.bsky.social Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666

2,009 Followers  |  845 Following  |  767 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  2.0916

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Love this.

05.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weeknight edging at the Hive. Part 1 of 2. @theglitch.bsky.social

04.12.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want!

01.12.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tattoo artist said β€œtoo hairy” I had to explain to him β€œthat’s not what the boys say” lol

30.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t be able todo that. The last time I had a plug in around muggles, I ended up acting like an airhead cuz I couldn’t focus on anything besides enjoying my hole. 😈❀️🀀

30.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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People have looked better than this at their own funerals

30.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 11
Ex-Trump Pastor Gets 6 Months
YouTube video by NowThis Impact Ex-Trump Pastor Gets 6 Months

Ha! Even Trumps β€œpriest” is a correct pedophile.

youtube.com/shorts/9qopr...

19.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’d be a good boy but a bad girl.
You’d be a good girl but a bad boy.

19.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. It tells you when your blocked. That’s mean.

18.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are the dozens of survivors with firsthand knowledge of Trump’s possible child rape now in grave danger of being poisoned/suicided/pushed out of a window by Trump/Russia?

18.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh… we can make it feel even looser. 😈🀀

16.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Punching, dick and fist with @evolverff.bsky.social FFucking love it.😈🀀

30.09.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Sometimes your special interest can be a little more interesting than trains, but god damn do I love a train.

14.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time for some ink.

14.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuz it’s a thick chain?

13.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t blame faith. It can be beautiful and grounding. The damage comes when some turn it into a shield for judgment or a weapon for control. The issue isn’t belief, it’s the monsters who corrupt it. Politicians are just false prophets, a cameras can make anyone a god.

Mike Johnson is that person!

13.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my cute face.

This image self-destruct later.

12.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on my way to fill in for them.

12.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When corruption wears purity like a costume, even poison can be passed off as holy water.

Karoline Leavitt says it’s wine. I just see backwash from sucking Trumps micro penis.

12.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. The truth is simple, it’s lies that are complicated.

12.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the problem is we’re not β€œlistening to the other side.”

Funny, I’ve heard them just fine. It’s their common sense that’s missing.

12.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg it’s already started?!

11.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.

BREAKING: Kim Davis once again discovers that gay marriage isn’t a phase… but her relevance is. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ¨

Karma isn’t a bitch, but rather a bone dry giant fist up your tiny bitch asshole.

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10.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting next to each other with the words " it hurts me " on the bottom ALT: two men are sitting next to each other with the words " it hurts me " on the bottom

Though, I will (regretfully) say that Oz still has the instincts of a Dr and jumped right in.

07.11.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
06.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muhahahaha!!!!!

06.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The water’s hot. My soul? Lukewarm at best.

Just me and my intrusive thoughts… soaking.

06.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The hunger isn’t for food… it’s for defiance.

You can judge me all you want, I’m still eating this damn hotdog.

06.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If people of faith continue to ignore the popes words (him or the last guy) then they aren’t proper people of the church.

04.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This smile is made with 100% genuine insecurity.

04.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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