DataportDoll

"I barely knew Jeffery."

"Well you see, Harris would have never ASKED them to make that vote, so they can't be compared! I am very smart."

Congratulations to Kristi Noem on her promotion to Election Security Czar.

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Out there, somewhere, the Pokemon ROM that features Jeffery Epstein with a Drifloon ace is waiting to be born.

My grandchildren in 2080: "You can't just call everyone you disagree with a Gooner. That is a strong word for very evil people."

It's wild how the Star Trek franchise had its shows trend towards ending on a really pro-capitalist season, a fungus eating each show in a mushroom-based slasher flick. The investors must be fed and they feed on beauty.

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

(CORPOS WAILING IN PAIN)

this is my gender

I just had a vision where tech companies stopped using the word "automatically" and started calling it "automagically" as likie an AI branding thing and I threw up a little.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Dear white people: Spices aren't calories, calories are calories.

Are we under the impression that there are an infinite number of journalism jobs and an infinite number of pages published by the NYT? Or do they have to choose what information is important and what to bring to public attention?

We have to get white people out of kitchens until we figure out what the hell is going on. Look what they did to jambalaya!

What a choice scam. "Don't worry, the last war seems like it was for nothing, but fella let me tell you about the next war with blackjack and hookers!"

"Sorry but I can't imagine this Horde story without a white savior."

-some Blizz writer, probably. Based on their output.

Anyone in the media who reports open war as "tensions rise in the Middle East" gets the wall.

Well, I'm not saying Death to America would be an unalloyed good, but it would be a better planet.

Important to remember this was part of one of the wrongest “calm down” series in history

that fukkin suuuxxx, I'm glad you had some care and attention :3

tbf I can't think of a lot of American reporting on the Middle East in the last 20 years that I'd want to rely on for solid information.

A Neolib abdicating responsibility? Is it already a day that ends in Y?

To be clear I respect Mills too much to think this is the best she can do, Unless she's going senile.

But having gone up against her political machine in its heyday, I am shocked at how little she seems to be fighting for this seat. Which leads me to assume she ran as a favor to party bosses.

Honestly, in regards to oppo, I think Mills has already folded. The primary is less than 4 months away and she hasn't put out jack effin crap.

I get mailers from Platner. His ground team have signs all over the city. Mills? Nothing. No one else has the money to even consider it.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

I'm already seeing buttloads of "voters who stay home elect Republicans".

It's wild that this is the preferred the tactic over, oh I'm just spitballin here, "Vote for us and we will end them". But that would be a policy position and Dems can't run on that!