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“Can”, “may”, “should”, and “wanna” are a slippery slope of grammatical interchangeability.

I don’t like to get too political. But murder is wrong. Sorry to be controversial.

I regularly have to explain my jokes. What is wrong with everybody?!

But I’m 57 and not talented.

Just something to consider… the World Cup this year is in Canada, Mexico, and the USA. Boycotting the World Cup would also hurt Canada and Mexico disproportionately.

I just watched “The Long Walk”. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock had no idea how good they had it.

Arkansas, the 25th state?

Hi. I’m your Uber Eats driver. I’m here with your order. I’ve been knocking but you’re not answering.

I’m enjoying a Boulevardier.

Simply being Canadian doesn’t grant me the right to “take credit” for this speech, but I will say I am fiercely proud to have voted for PM Mark Carney. He is leading as a leader should. He took a big step.

Thanks Cheryl. Let’s all of us have a good look at this.

Greenlanders looking for Canadian support amid U.S. threats, Governor General says | CBC News The people of Greenland are looking to Canada for support as they continue to face threats of annexation from the U.S., says Gov. Gen. Mary Simon. Simon, a former ambassador to Denmark and Canada’s f...

Greenlanders looking for Canadian support amid U.S. threats, Governor General says #Greenland #Canada

Mary Simon, a former ambassador to Denmark, says people are nervous about talk of annexation

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I think you’re brilliant.

That’s why you’re an artist.

If you have a problem with me, say it to my face. I’m a proud fourth-generation carnival barker. And I proudly inherited my narcissism from my Nana.

Trump said today that “Canada lives because of the United States”. Hmm. I kind of think that Americans die because of ICE and no access to universal health care.

That liver ain’t gonna build up a tolerance callus unless ya start early!

So I’m in the clear then! I’m just the uncle.

Here’s a quirky idea. Wouldn’t it be unique if a celebrity wrote a children’s book?

Well, ya gets what ya pays for.

But my warning stopped you from gittin’ bit, right?

Souvankham Thammavongsa wins the $100K Giller Prize for novel Pick a Colour | CBC

Excellent!

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Engelbert Humperpinck

Nah! The quality of your skin has just gone up.

34° is way too hot to play soccer! Unless you’re talking Fahrenheit, then I guess it’s cold?

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

But can you stand up now?

I hope you don’t write erotic fiction.

C’mon now! That’s not true. A toddler’s lifejacket wouldn’t fit over his swelled head. He would steal three toddlers’ lifejackets—one for his right arm, one for his left arm, and the third just to throw away into the ocean whilst he laughed maniacally.