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The way we're bombarded with statements of a food carrying protein sounds precisely like "IT'S GOT ELECTROLYES" from Idiocracy

...like does Cheerios need to say that? oatmeal? yogurt? ...PS there's 0️⃣ nutrition you get from animals you can't get from plants btw

12.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of the Eat Me book showing an illustration of a woman with blue hair wearing lingerie and sitting on the words EAT ME which are melty. There is a word balloon coming from her that says "It's literal food porn!" There are fruit slices behind her. The background is a bunch of psychedelic colors.

Cover of the Eat Me book showing an illustration of a woman with blue hair wearing lingerie and sitting on the words EAT ME which are melty. There is a word balloon coming from her that says "It's literal food porn!" There are fruit slices behind her. The background is a bunch of psychedelic colors.

I decided to do a new printing of Eat Me while I still can. We don't know if/when work like this will be outlawed, but physical copies survive as websites go dark.

This is literal food porn. It's very silly smut. Preorder through Nov 30. Ships in Jan.

www.rosalarian.com/product-page...

11.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

new Florida man just dropped

12.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love being in a valley surrounded by super close tall mountains.

it's like Earth is giving a hug

11.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Note to self: Read Carmilla

10.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
walmart shirt appears like a nazi salute covering a Black Power fist, screengrab from Catmin on facebook

walmart shirt appears like a nazi salute covering a Black Power fist, screengrab from Catmin on facebook

tappy open

we know why

09.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump
Nazi shit

Trump Nazi shit

The U.S. Dept. of Labor workforce campaign looks like it was plucked from a white supremacist mood board circa 1938 Nazi Germany, with blond β€œheroic” laborers, industrial backdrops & duty slogans. The message of exclusion is clear: women & nonwhite workers need not apply. This is a white mans world.

09.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
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a woman with red hair is making a funny face while wearing a black suit . Alt: Scully of X Files is making a skeptical face while wearing a black suit .

don't think it's not lost on me that the same folks who did a performative parade twice this year were nowhere to be found the day SNAP shut off

(to the surprise of literally zero marginalized people)

when we say "no" to your requests to join *your* "protests", this is why

08.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder:

In dark and precipitous weather, your bus driver would be happy to see you use your phone flashlight πŸ”¦ to let them know you're at a stop.

06.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ancient Animal Tales What does it take for an animal to live and survive? What would it choose to die for? A T. rex, washed ashore and stranded on an island for over 20 years, waits for the day he can take his final breat...

cuteness!

are you reading Ancient Animal Tales?
www.webtoons.com/en/drama/anc...

06.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
V for Vendetta quote "We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world."

V for Vendetta quote "We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world."

Remember Remember
the Fifth of November...
#VforVendetta

06.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep

03.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do the Police Have an Obligation to Protect You? - FindLaw FindLaw examines what, if any, legal obligations police have to protect the public that they "protect and serve."

Just a reminder and minor correction that cops have zero obligation to protect life:
www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/l...

There will be 0 cop reform unless the US Constitution is completely scrapped + a new one is written. It's written to protect property + profit; policing was formed to catch slaves.

03.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not ok

03.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moreover, 🧊 must be destroyed

03.11.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave martians outta this tyvm
#dcau #justiceleague

02.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed Alt: a close up of Adam Scott in Severance face with his eyes closed

WHY

wuh HhwYYY

HAS NO ONE made the #Severence joke about INNIES and OUTIES bellybuttons???

"Your Outie plays pickleball and enjoys tacos."

31.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk with the words `` good grief '' written on it . Alt: a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk with the words `` good grief '' written on it .

My guy literally just said this:

If Charlie Brown were in his 30s in this century, he'd have a podcast.

It would be called

The Blockhead Block

☠️

31.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is saying i 'm not taking it back Alt: a woman in a pink dress is saying i 'm not taking it back

#seattle
Another reason to have a small car:
Small cars get a discount on ferries 😱

Unless you're hauling shit for work or need accommodations for disabilities, your car is too big. I'm looking at you, SUV-driving single commuters.

28.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of jack skellington sitting on a snow covered hill . Alt: a cartoon of jack skellington sitting on a snow covered hill .

Don't get me wrong. i Adore #nightmarebeforexmas.

But don't think for one second ima glorify another fucking colonizer.

26.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fundraiser with a film: Badass Women Doing Kickass Shit poster on a light pole

Fundraiser with a film: Badass Women Doing Kickass Shit poster on a light pole

@babsek79.bsky.social ok i see you!! πŸ–€

22.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Burnham and Tilly from ST: DISCO as two sides of an autistic coin

Michael Burnham and Tilly from ST: DISCO as two sides of an autistic coin

tyvm @startrekshitposti.ng i am both, simultaneously, all the fucking time, because i had a strict parent and as an adult...well πŸ”₯

21.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up of a woman’s face. Presumably Diana/Wonder Woman’s. Her eyes are closed. Her red lipstick is prominent and her hair is pulled back into a bun or a ponytail. She says, β€œOh, no. There’s only. YOU, Steve. I BELONG to you.” And she thinks, β€œI have to be free. I cannot be free.”

Close-up of a woman’s face. Presumably Diana/Wonder Woman’s. Her eyes are closed. Her red lipstick is prominent and her hair is pulled back into a bun or a ponytail. She says, β€œOh, no. There’s only. YOU, Steve. I BELONG to you.” And she thinks, β€œI have to be free. I cannot be free.”

20.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Photos of auction items

Photos of auction items

Photos of auction items

Photos of auction items

SILENT AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!!
Thank you to the wonderful creatives & businesses in our community for donating items <3

See items and bid here:
givebutter.com/c/boo...

#evergreenecho #echothearts #theecho #arts #pnw

17.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
29 whales washed up on the shores of Germany, their stomachs filled with plastic

29 whales washed up on the shores of Germany, their stomachs filled with plastic

good news is @theoceancleanup.bsky.social is working on it!

bad news is
Nothing can be done fast enough
and commercial fishing needs to end 20 years ago.

18.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet the Republican candidate running for Seattle City Council Her campaign has largely focused on homelessness, the fentanyl epidemic and crime, and what she says is a failure of the β€œhousing first” model in Seattle.

i hate boosting the Times, but reminder to anyone blue not to give this racist conservative the time of day

(and if you need further motivation, Suarez likes her)

The future belongs to those under 40, not the other way around. Use your power to quell fascism.

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

17.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fr
thanks for "budget crisis" Harrell

there IS no budget crisis in a city full of ultra-wealthy

17.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a letter from Bruce Harrell

a letter from Bruce Harrell

backside of letter from Bruce Harrell

backside of letter from Bruce Harrell

meanwhile Harrell wrote a letter to D5 that speaks only to the affluent, waterfront pearl-clutchers, once again completely ignoring that the entire *middle* of D5 is multicultural, marginalized, and in need of sidewalks as they walk by empty new-build apartments:

17.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we know why

16.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mychal the tiktok creator and librarian and new host of Reading Rainbow and Black Forager tiktoker, together and smiling and dressed up

Mychal the tiktok creator and librarian and new host of Reading Rainbow and Black Forager tiktoker, together and smiling and dressed up

TWO OF THE BEST HUMANS EVER

we are so lucky they exist, y'all
#readingrainbow #BlackForager

13.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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