SHEEP! 🐏🔞

Well that’s disappointing and not surprising at the same time.

I finally figured out who Invisigal reminds me of visually.

Some people say something tastes like ass.

I don’t think they really know what ass tastes like.

lida pokemon drawn over the 'i drink a lot of water i piss a lot of pee' meme

God I wish I could do coke.

I’m 5’7 so I feel the short pain.

“You’re 30 how do you look 23?”

First off, 30 isn’t that old, secondly I use sunscreen, I work nights, and I don’t ever go outside

SEX POSITIVITY MEME

Dave Gibbons panel from Watchmen that reads “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for 30 seconds before vanishing… “Which depicts exactly that and a soldier with a gun freaking out and another soldier throwing up.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.

Had another coworker pass away from an awful accident this year. Starting to feel like final destination here.

more of my sona, since you guys seem to like her

I need to sleep before my shift but I’m no tired because I went to bed too early last night on my day off. Ugh

Boy I wish people would like the content I put thought into and not my skizo rants.

I feel like big is an understatement.

Cowork was giving me shit about my Waifu cup as a joke so I said “So? My cups got fat tits and yours doesn’t. You’re just jealous.”

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

Must be a form of punishment.

At first I thought his fuck ass bob got worse then I remembered human him has been on screen.

Remember when you used to care? Remember when it used to mean something? Remember when it was as easy as a summer sunset?

She said it’s very pretty.

I wear a nose ring so irregularly that when I do people that know I have my nose pierced ask me “is that new?”

Me hanging out at the sex party.

Had to flip my room upside like the DEA without a warrant.

Dude I’m tired and to spend too much time looking for a dead mouse that was stinking up my room.

I didn’t know carrying a tote bag made me performative. I just like them because they are big and carry all my ADHD stuff.

I love your characters so much! AAAHHHHHH!

My dad asked me what I’m gonna do today and I said “drugs” his reply was just “be safe”

I want Scooby Doo to call me a “rucking raggot” because I think that would be funny.