@satanbub.bsky.social
Ms. Lucyfer BeelzeBarb Satan, at your service. I love listening to AC/DC and KISS while scouting the GOP for prospects. See you all soon.
If Dexter ends up down here, he gets a pass. I'm putting him in the penthouse suite. It has AC and ice cubes.
14.01.2025 03:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BIG TIME
13.01.2025 05:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, don't be a stupid fuck. Billionaires don't care about you.
12.01.2025 03:43 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Today, I'd like to welcome Anita Bryant. Look her up if you aren't familiar, and you'll see why she's sitting in the cheap seats. 🖕😈🖕
10.01.2025 01:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What your favorite spicy food? Bonus points if it makes you sweat while you're eating it.
08.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If everyone worried only about themselves and fucked off about other people's choices, the whole world wouldn't be the hell it is.
08.01.2025 15:21 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Message received, loud and clear. And I'll see you soon, Franklin.
08.01.2025 04:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Donald does cheat at golf. And on his wife. He's a fuck stain. Don't be like Donald.
07.01.2025 06:06 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If you've ever shit your pants in public before, that was me. I get bored down here at times.
07.01.2025 04:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, here we are four years later. Didn't see this shit coming.
07.01.2025 01:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, don't blame me for this shit. But I am excited to meet him soon.
07.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People who troll others online just to be dicks, I'll see you down here someday. Looking forward to it.
06.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Squid Game 2. Damn!
05.01.2025 03:14 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yes, LeBron James made a deal with me. He's not retiring from basketball until he's 50.
04.01.2025 05:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I need one more follower to reach 100 souls. Who wants to join me in a warm location? It nice here in winter.
03.01.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's been so tough for you, hasn't it? But hey, now you can be openly racist and bigoted, just like you prefer.
03.01.2025 19:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun. You know only the good die young."
- Billy Joel
OnlyFans, but it's me and my minions coming up to Earth to beat the ever-loving fuck out of abusive boyfriends and pedophiles.
I'll call it, "OnlyHands."
You wouldn't believe the number of ignorant assholes we have down here. If that doesn't motivate you to live a good life on Earth, there's no fucking hope for you.
02.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SMITE!
Ok, just kidding. I didn't do that shit. But the fella who did is sitting here next to me write now.
69 followers, nice. My second favorite number that starts with 6.
02.01.2025 06:06 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Savage, Brock. Looking forward to meeting you someday.
02.01.2025 03:41 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a WEEK to get the rest of the money together."
02.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who would you most love to see visit me in 2025? I'm always looking for leads. 🔥😈
01.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I told you newbies down here not to drink and drive last night. But do you dipshits listen? Christ.
Go see Harold in Guest Services. And yes, I know it's fucking hot.
There's a special place in, well... HERE for people who light bombs on NYE. My dog is a mess, fuck you all with a chainsaw.
01.01.2025 05:20 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sweet, eh? I bet if you drink enough of it, it does the trick!
01.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whatcha all drinking on New Year's Eve? Fireball here, naturally. 😈
01.01.2025 04:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Happy New Year's Eve, Motherfuckas. Remember: An Uber is cheaper than a DUI. Or a funeral. Be safe, I don't want to see you tomorrow. 😅
01.01.2025 03:07 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0And I appreciate that! Thank you for the leads. 😈
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