We HAD to go to war with Iran to protect the Homeland:
They might’ve done something terrible, like kill Americans who were protesting on the streets, or kidnapped people out of their homes, or destroyed a wing of the White House.
Whew! Crisis avoided...
Kristi Noem attempting to outrun congressional investigations...
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A cosplay barbie is trying on the 'tough' act.
When Kristi Noem is thrown out on her ass, can we please keep running her CPB "self-deport" ads?
Each time they play it'll be a little reason to smile. Or, they'll stop airing out of embarrassment. Win-win!
There is a sweet humiliation of seeing Noem speak on that stage when the WHOLE WORLD knows she's been fired.
It doesn't make up for the two American citizens killed by her thugs, but it's a Pretti Good start...
#ForCricket
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The candidate he endorsed for Texas Ag Commissioner couldn't even win his Republican Primary. And he was an Incumbent.
trump can't even pick winners within his own Party! He looks stupid, and weak, and he knows if he picks wrong here, he'll look even further out of touch with MAGA.
He's going to blame the generals when this all goes tits-up.
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We are watching Marco piss away any '28 Presidential aspirations he may have had in real time... 🤣
ETTD
Yes, you HAVE been sharing so much more than deals. They're called #ads
Bye.
And note the $200 Million ballroom will now cost "under $400 Million."
How could you not want ballroom? We're getting a great deal on ballroom.
Why did you post two pictures of trump's mother?
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The thing about the Iranian airstrikes is, a 13-year-old girl made credible sexual assault allegations against the sitting President.
We can War and chew gum at the same time...
Anybody remember the clip of Martin Sheen when he starts WW3 in that nightmare vision of the future near the end of "The Dead Zone?"
Bc this is the press conference that followed that.
Donald J. Trump → @realDonaldTrump X.com
🙂
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trump started a War in the dying hours of a Friday night news dump:
"The Reality TV Presidency, ladies and gentlemen! We hope you enjoy the show! Sorry about your Democracy..."
Damn. Nailed it... Just like trump did to those girls.
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The clock has officially started on @realbillmaher.bsky.social either reverting to the kiss-ass we saw after "the dinner with donald" or losing his HBO gig.
#ETTD
Meanwhile, Trump is consolidating "ownership" of the media here, just like Putin did under a free Russia.
Vader is, indeed, making a fine Apprentice.
We should have known, it was right there in the show's name...
I'm sorry, and good luck, Jamie.
Get out if you can.
Had the exact same experience with Superman Returns:
After being completely underwhelmed, and over a bunch of beers, my brothers and I sketched out the plot points for a whole new version of the movie. It was so much better, we still refer to it to this day.
Haiku-sky:
State of the Union
Raving madman poops his pants
No one watches it
AI is still garbage, State of the Union edition.
The first network to get on board with this will change history. Just think of the ratings, you rapacious trolls.
His stupid people are so stupid he knows he can call them stupid...
23.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just a stunning opening credits scene. I'd never seen anything like it, and it totally changed my thinking of how to play with convention.
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For a moment I thought that said "Microsoft AI Takes Over"
If AI did take over Xbox, would anyone know the difference?
Note the stumble after he takes a step back from the podium:
I know that stumble. I've BEEN that stumble...
