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Pulling the wool over your eyes until after the midterms.
Ask yourself: If it's so fucking beautiful, why the delay?

The rich have been threatening to leave New York because of taxes all my life. Some of them do go to Florida or Texas, but then they discover that Florida and Texas are Florida and Texas.

Trump's actions speak louder than words... he's guilty as fuck.

It's not The Onion.

Back in the last century, I briefly dated an Israeli. He told me that even in (1990s) Israeli parliament, there was a veneer of "We're all Jews, shouldn't we be able to come to agreement?" yet the reality was (old joke) two Jews: three opinions.

I think it's high time we acknowledged that there is no longer a single Jewish voting bloc. There is no longer any such thing as "the Jewish vote," for good or ill. I say that as a Jewish American.

This is how we know you're Canadian. In America, we're not allowed to do that anymore.

Good on ya!

I have lived in 7 US states, moved to Colorado 15 years ago. This is now the longest I've lived anywhere.

Things *are* getting *me* down, but at least Colorado's still beautiful. You could not pay me to live in Dixie.

W/you on the atheists--we don't need threats to have a moral compass.

It's loud tennis.

I have not yet determined how the pickles figure in.

Donnie had 16 yr old girls working as personal masseuses at Mar-a-Lago.

Take all the time you need with that...

Not soon enough.

"You can't be sick every day! That's not how life works!"

ME: Thanks. I'll let my chronic illness know.

This 👇👇👇

When you're sun intolerant & someone gets u to go outside [the popular dog in the fire meme but this time he is outside with rainbows and clouds and a mean looking sun and then he smiles and says 'so, this is how i die'] artist KC Green

I feel seen.

Follow me for more.

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Ouch. That bruised me.

EXACTLY.

And that's why #metoo spread so fast. EVERY woman has some experience that's part of this pattern. I guarantee it.

This was a Sunday morning pick-me-up. Thanks, Jamie!

Should be called "Operation CatSnip"!!!

I don't think math works that way.

But I suck at math, so. . .I don't think robots work that way.

Holy fuck! It's raining fish and fire!

Seriously, lightning strikes cause many of the wildfires here in Colorado. I've never seen so many lightning strikes in my life.

Endorphins do work!

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So sorry to hear that, friend.

I'm sending a hug to the remainder of you that's not melted.🫂

Chicken!