sammy dog com

watching attack of the clones and realizing this fuckass b1 battle droid headswap shit is absolutely something :sammoji: would get up to

A female shaped robot with an artificial halo and blade limbs on its back leans over a doctor, who is repairing its internals. The doctor is clearly flustered, blushing and laughing awkwardly.

There's GOTTA be a better angle for this.

LETSH GET THE U WING BABY AAAA

does anyone wanna do legos romantically

so what im hearing is that the safest assumption is to always interact with everything cause thats more likely to be the right choice and ignore the other possibility got it

OMGGG YESSS I CANT WAITTR

OUHH I WNNA SMOKE U OUTT

hh hhhrrhguruff ,

i need you to imagine :sammy: turning into a huge hulking hairy beast form Right Now

dog girl stand up comedian: she tells me, "y'know, an orchiectomy would fix me", and i say back, "ain't that the whole point of 'em?"

no no you misheard me. i promised I'd show up *tgirl sober*. that means I hit a blinker in the car and there's at least 50mg of k crystallizing in my bladder from last night waiting to be peed out. im basically dry rn.

CW: weird faces appearing on the body. Body horror? of sorts

WAIT FUCK UH OH GETS ALL GLOOPY

ggrgrrRAHAHBFN turns into a viscous beast

chat i may like tf hfngm

I AM MAKING YOU WATCH SO MUCH MOVIES

upgrade, ditto, way baddie, swampfire

haha guess who made MORE

Oh my god hi yeah i do my mask off internet freak on main on this platform hi hhfngmb

"sammy wereclown alt l" shaped hole in my heart tbqh i Will make this happen

i need sammy headswap tf STAT imagine it swapping heads with various pokemon. snorlax. eevee. blacephalon. lugia. arceus. lapras. goodra. Fuck

AH WRITING THIS OUT ACTUALLY MADE ME REALIZE I HAVENT ROLLED UP YET THIS MORNING LET THE RECORD SHOW YET AGAIN COMPLAINING WORKS

ibuprofen 400 mg
atomoxetine 25 mg
black tea 150 ml
someone who is good at breakfast please help me budget this. my tummy is dying

a fat, pretty trans girl (me) is on its knees in a puddle of water. surrounding it are water balloons, filled and unfilled. Visible through the girl's large, shiny, distended tummy are dozens and dozens of water balloons, which she has just eaten. The girl is giggling and trying to convince the viewer that they all have vague fruit flavors once you've eaten at least 20-30 of them.

cw// object vore (water balloons)

few days late to #vore day, but that's just 'cause all the stores were sold out!!

@crashlapine.bsky.social has been singing the praises of water balloons for a while, but it wasn't until TODAY that i got my paws on a few dozen packs of the yummy little things,,🎈 💦

ARF! ARF! (Can i chew on you?)

Roxxy the demon (left) and Alexis the bunny (right) blast rounds into their enemy. Scantily clad and with fierce determination in their eyes. Roxxy embraces Alexis, guiding her paw and imbuing each round with cursed energy; Art Post ; Alexis is owned by @gutterbunny.bsky.social

I feel like I could do, just about anything

I have maybe never felt more like an alien creature displaced from its environment Help

'homestuck animated pilot from vivziepop's studio' man why dont we all just start tearing each other apart like wild beasts instead.

just woke up from a dream where i was turning into one of thos elil bugs from deep rock galactic i may be cooked chat

clover beat me to posting epic 8/8 #AnaSituations but mine is at least served on a bed of lettuce

IM BEING BULLIED ON LINE I CANT BELIEVE THIS