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Joel Corness ---- *Roleplay*

@joelcornessrp.bsky.social

Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Joel Kinnaman. #ContentWarnings #TriggerWarnings

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I lean against the counter and watch her

14.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get up and follow her. "Hey...it's true. I'm an angel. My twin, on the other hand..."

14.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gasp in offence. "I am an angel and not chaotic at all."

14.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh joy. The male chaos duo." I laugh.

14.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I snort. "Yeah, but we're fond of the pain in the ass."

14.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I snort. "Only took you telling him to for the past what...ten years?"

14.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I smile. "Oh good. He needs a break."

14.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh and kiss her cheek

14.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh. "Trin's my baby sister. It's my job to think she's trouble."

14.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh. "I suppose you might be right."

14.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I snort. "Yeah, so she doesn't need any help."

14.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You and Matty are chaos...Trin is trouble. And a bad influence on the other redheads." I laugh.

14.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I sigh dramatically. "Oh no."

14.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I chuckle. "Noted. I'll sign everything for a bit."

14.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I drop down next to her. "Need a hand replacement after all the forms?"

14.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I groan softly. "Oh, we're a matched set then. I don't have any plans either."

12.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rinse her hair and kiss her softly. "Plans today?"

12.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once her hair is rinsed, I switch to conditioner after kissing her nose.

12.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I grab the shampoo and start washing her hair, gently massaging her scalp as I do

12.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shake my head. "You didn't. My brother's flailing did. Got whacked in the face. Not your fault." I kiss her again. "I'll wash your hair."

12.11.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I kiss her softly. "It's early. Even for you."

12.11.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I wake up, I hear the shower running, so I get out of bed and go into the bathroom, stepping into the shower behind Rosie. "Morning baby."

12.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh. "Leigh is easily distracted. I can do that." I kiss her cheek and head out to the smoker.

11.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My brothers are so damn childish. You're both delusional

11.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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+ Jedidiah Michael Corness
+ Home Base: Seaside, OR
+ Tonitrus MC Nomad
+ Father
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+ Son of Zoe Dalton & JT Corness
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11.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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WCW...my love, my forever, the girl I can't live without.

// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social

05.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's been a long weekend of disassembling the haunted house and recovering from the candy hangover. I'm up first, so I'm in the kitchen, making breakfast. Mushroom & spinach crepes, fruit salad, hashbrowns, and bacon.

// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social (he's very proud of being the brother who can cook)

03.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dylan Scott - Can't Have Mine (Official Music Video)
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29.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I kiss her shoulder.

29.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I walk over and rub her back. β€œIt’s gonna be okay.”

29.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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