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Joel Corness ---- *Roleplay*

@joelcornessrp.bsky.social

Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Joel Kinnaman. #ContentWarnings #TriggerWarnings

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The phone buzzes again.

πŸ“² From Harry

πŸ’¬ It's gonna keep being fine. But let me know if you need to talk.

19.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“² From Harry

πŸ’¬ Hey baby girl. How's Portland?

19.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clay laughs. "Key words there are try and act."

Leigh snorts. "Speak for yourselves. I'm perfectly well behaved."

Rosie's phone buzzes with a message

19.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"of course, my love. We try to at least act like well behaved adult men." I laugh

19.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bounce River as I move to the bathroom doorway. "I promise, we'll be on our best behaviour during the will reading. I make no promises for family dinner tonight."

18.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh. "You know, I don't think that threat was serious."

18.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh. "Oh, why not? Milkshakes are yummy."

Clay laughs hard. "She'd have to jiggle a lot more for that."

18.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clay snorts. "Yeah, or they find a nice sunny spot and sleep all day."

Leigh laughs. "Listen here, puppy. No comments about my napping habits."

18.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hand her River as Leigh picks up Ryker to burp him. "Yes, they're only six months. But that one is gonna be the one raiding the fridge in the middle of the night all through his life. Like Deac. I guarantee it."

Clay laughs. "Deac isn't even here and his eating habits are catching strays."

18.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hum. "They seem to be pretty patient right now. If you're feeling up to a full nursing session now, we can save the bottles for while we're out this afternoon and for the middle of the night feeding that some people..." I bounce River. "...insist on."

18.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I finish first, I scoop up the boys who are waiting patiently & bounce them a little as I walk around the room. "Oh, I know...you can't wait to get on the floor & explore the new place."

Leigh snorts. "Oh, come on. They want food first. Then exploration."

18.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/joel...

17.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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+ Joel Matthew Corness
+ Lives in San Francisco, CA
+ Madly in love with @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
+ Brother
+ Father
+ Ex-Military
+ Ex-Intelligence
+ Private Investigator
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL

17.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with the words things have changed around here above him ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with the words things have changed around here above him

//changing things again. similar but different. bear with us.

17.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We both laugh as we board the plane and put the bags away before taking our seats.

JT says, "Better to be stranded with you than you stranded there alone."

17.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Rosie arrives to the airport, Dad takes her bag.

I kiss her cheek and whisper, "From going alone to having two Cornesses tagging along."

17.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(JT)

I grin. "I'll be there shortly. Bye baby." I hang up and quickly pack a bag before heading out

17.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(JT)

I laugh. β€œI am willing to potentially be on an island with your mama in order to be with you.”

17.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(JT)

β€œWell, I don’t want to be pushy like my son, but I don’t think having backup is a bad idea, and I’d like to go with you.”

17.02.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(JT)

β€œI’m glad you did. You want more company?”

17.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(JT)

I take a deep breath. β€œThat’s a long trip. You going alone?”

17.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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(JT)

I answer on the second ring. β€œHey baby.”

17.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Leigh responds.

πŸ’¬ not alone, right?

I get home and pack before dropping the kids with Dutch and heading to the airport

17.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I smile and nod, getting to my feet. β€œOkay. I’ll meet you there.” I kiss her cheek and leave the house, heading home

17.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I run my fingers through her hair and kiss her temple

17.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt makes sense that you drew it too. Thinking about the island and everything.” -she looked surprised that it was the cliff.-

17.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hum and look at it. β€œIt’s pretty.”

17.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I run my fingers through her hair. "What is it, baby?"

17.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I laugh a bit. "Oh...I understand that well."

17.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I nod. "Does he usually not answer his phone when he's being grumpy?"

16.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0