@stahlmatt.bsky.social
University Archivist at UCSB. Views are my own.
I am officially boycotting Sara Lee bagels until they return to six bagels in a package.
09.10.2025 05:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is she anorexic?
08.10.2025 15:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Say what you will about Joe Biden, but when he was President, my Sara Lee Everything Bagels came six to a package, not five.
03.10.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That guy looks like Carl from Up.
02.10.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Top shelf tequila is my relief vice.
29.09.2025 03:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I fully believe there will be mass graves uncovered when this is all over.
24.09.2025 17:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone should ask her if she's embarrassed by her dad.
24.09.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wait until Sinclair Broadcasting finds out there are other ways for people to watch TV shows besides their local affiliate stations!
23.09.2025 16:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wherever they went, they didn't leave a good tip.
22.09.2025 04:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spotifyhead
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She just wants to see the light that's right before her eyes!
20.09.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anything for a fellow archivist!
19.09.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is this Melania or Carmen San Diego?
19.09.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0For years now, I've been singing
"I need a nap!
More than words can say!"
to the tune of Alias's 1990 hit "More Than Words Can Say"
The Democrats still have 14 months to fuck it up.
And they will.
Why do they have Cardinal in the middle of his name?
19.09.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looks like Microchip is wearing Frank's shirts again.
19.09.2025 05:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This has a real "His name is Robert Paulson" feel to it.
19.09.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In fact, they are.
18.09.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, some of the best SS soldiers came from the ranks of Hitler Youth!
18.09.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What a good little Nazi you are!
18.09.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is "Because he's a fucking pussy" an acceptable reason?
16.09.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's funny how the last thing Charlie said to all of these people was for them to do the exact thing that they want to do.
15.09.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ok, well. If we can convince Cher then the problem is solved.
15.09.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0So, Brian Kilmeade gets to apologize for saying we should kill all the homeless people and keep his job, but Agnes Turtlebaum, a file clerk from Fartberg County, TN, absolutely MUST be fired for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was kind of an asshole.
14.09.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hot take:
People shouldn't lose their jobs for being posthumously critical of Charlie Kirk.
Welcome to Flatch!
13.09.2025 02:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't say this with any sort of prescience, but it is worth noting that Kristallnacht began in reaction to the assassination of a German Diplomat in Paris on November 7, 1938.
I am fearful of what is to come in the next few days.
