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Lorem Ipsum Oso πŸ”œ GOAT @ District Eagle

@lorem-ipsum-oso.bsky.social

NSFW. 40-something, DC-area bear with an oral fixation.

688 Followers  |  725 Following  |  132 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  2.139

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LOL same energy.

29.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Need a good boy to get under my desk and put this in their mouth.

25.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Curious if any other DC-area oral enthusiasts are planning to attend Headero’s GOAT event at District Eagle this cumming Friday? 😈

20.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t participated in group fun in a very long timeβ€”way too longβ€”but I’ve really been wanting to recently. I know a lot of guys like anon play parties, but that’s not really my thing. Maybe I need to organize something with friends? Hmmm… πŸ€”

25.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed!

25.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday!

24.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was great seeing you this weekend!

23.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Haven’t thought about that in forever.

22.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had such a wonderful, relaxing, joyous four days at Rehoboth Beach Bear Weekend. Made some amazing memories with friends old and new, met some great guys, and just had a blast. The event drop tomorrow when reality sets back in is going to be such a bitch.

22.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay culture is opening the Scruff profile of a dude named β€œCumDump” and the first line of said profile is β€œLooking for down-to-earth guy for LTR” and not really questioning it, because we all contain multitudes. (And sometimes, multiple loads.)

20.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaaas. I am so here for the β€œGirls Will Be Girls” reference. 🀣

10.09.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like maybe a meniscus issue? That has happened to me before and it suuuuucks.

08.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to thank the latest (as yet unaired on TV) moves by producers on #bb27 for reminding me exactly why I stopped watching the show for 17 years. They actively hate the show’s fans and what the show is supposed to be about.

07.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

07.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a nice softie 😈

06.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meeeeean… we all can use some efficiency in our lives. 😈😁

06.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do love efficiency!

06.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What was your first X-Men issue?

The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.

06.09.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Melissa McCarthy, best known for her role as Sandra, the roommate of the guy Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr have both been cheating on each other with, in β€œGo.”

02.09.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, indeed!

31.08.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We could probably arrange that sometime. 😁

31.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A bear with furry chest and belly, nude in bed.

A bear with furry chest and belly, nude in bed.

The bed was so comfy this morning that I didn’t want to leave it.

31.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A hard cock

A hard cock

Feeling some type of way today.

30.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I just randomly started watching this season after not watching since season 8, and it is jarring. Especially the diary rooms. They are so rehearsed and scripted and unnatural now. Give me actual emotion, please! Also, yes, bring back live feed nudity. 😁

29.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Robin, from the 1960s β€œBatman” TV show, bound in ropes.

Robin, from the 1960s β€œBatman” TV show, bound in ropes.

Alternatively…

28.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality…

28.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

A week ago, I was very much in the Mickey camp and not at all in Jimmy’s. Oh, how things have changed. That was a shitty move from both a game and personal perspective. Still ultimately living for Miss Ava Pearl, though.

07.08.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we’re all friends right?

03.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 28

He’s so annoying.

21.07.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I have every single one of these scenes burned onto CDs in some random box in my basement that I haven’t opened in 15-20 years…

16.07.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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