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@noshipsherlock.bsky.social

Happily retired in the Central Mexico mountains. I have two standard poodles who…well, if you know standards…are my life.

54 Followers  |  56 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6237

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Been glued to the fire coverage. I’m seeing firsts that are so sad. But when a reporter started to interview a Ring Camera, I was more WTF than sad. Then it got funny as the person on other end was elderly. The reporter couldn’t get a word in edgewise. Reporter bested by technology and a boomer.

12.01.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Want to know what 2025 will be like? Look at the calendar. It starts with Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So WTF! Watching today’s news, WTF fits as the theme.

01.01.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wafflehead the Wonderdog wondering where the waffles are.

19.12.2024 00:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do poodles noodle? Why yes. As soon as they heard noodling involved CATfish, they signed right up. Were they good at it? No. Lacking Google skills, they could not locate the proper bodies of water containing said catfish. Still! A good time was had by all.

15.12.2024 20:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol. With the red hair and loud voice, I would be hard to lose anyway. In fact, people tried really hard to lose me but I stuck like glue. 🤨

And lime green sounds like the perfect summer accessory for a suitcase.

15.12.2024 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They get the burgers, but they also look like they enjoy a good visit with some goats 😁

15.12.2024 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loved him. I would not have know him if my Gma had not been a human being who excepted people for who they were. My G-uncle was better off with being shunned my our family. My Gma is gone now and I do not speak to the rest of the family. It came full circle. They rejected - now are rejected.

14.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pic is great uncle. He joined the Navy, never married, and rented a “room” to another male who was also his BFF and constant companion. I grew older and worldly - figured out he was gay. Today it hit me that my grandma was the only family member who spoke to him. I love her now more. Thanks Gma.

14.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The smiles on these faces!

Did I just say: “Let’s go for a walk?”

Or: “Let’s go look at the goats?”

Or: “Let’s go get a hamburger ?”

If you know me, you know the answer is: “Let’s take a walk to get a hamburger and go eat it in front of the goats!”

#poodles #dogsofbluesky

13.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I will add a feature here: “What was I thinking.”

Pearls? WWIT?

A pink piece of fabric as a bow belt? WWIT?

White pants on my clumsy self? WWIT?

Believing the guy I was dating was a “professional photographer? WWIT!!!

Circa 1981 - Stillwater, OK.

Final thought. Why are my boobs on sideways?

12.12.2024 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He is the reason for the only product I order on Temu though - pleather sofa arm covers. His dusty little paw prints mean something wipeable and cheap to replace often. 🤨

11.12.2024 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@bsky.app Gotta love Wafflehead the Wonderdog. When he relaxes, he does it all the way to his tongue. You would think he is on happy drugs. Instead it is just a head scratch.

Do you think my dentist will think it odd if I pass on laughing gas and just request her assistant scratch my noggin?

11.12.2024 23:27 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@ede54.bsky.social

11.12.2024 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So happy to see you here too!

11.12.2024 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who can resist poodle photo bomb.

11.12.2024 02:25 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Doodling is getting out of control. Here someone crossed a poodle with a Yeti. You are looking at a Yedle.

09.12.2024 01:22 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Why do I think of a roasted turkey every time I see this picture?

05.12.2024 06:00 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sherlock is a tough critic. He gave Cesar 911 One Rotten Tomato.

03.12.2024 21:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what you get if you order a polar bear rug from Temu.

03.12.2024 11:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When you are enjoying a walk in nature and see a “snake.”

02.12.2024 21:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My butler bringing me my PJ’s. Always complete with slobber. Good help is hard to find.

02.12.2024 04:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone here in the blue blue sky that recognizes the white ball of fluff in the photo? If so, yippee skippie. We are together again #poodles

01.12.2024 06:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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