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Big Noodle Dave

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Hairy hobbit geek. Usually horny on main. Sometimes very insightful. Viewer discretion is advised. Level 39 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ but based in ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

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Were running out of mainline games tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ

12.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you lovely ^^

Hit the big 40 lol

12.11.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was a nice birthday treat. Thank you hen ^^ ๐Ÿ–ค

12.11.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday for tomorrow in case life stops me from doing it tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ–ค

I've turned 40 myself today ๐Ÿ˜†

12.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do love his statement to Leone included something along the lines of "it is a fine movie. But it is still my movie." Brother had no doubts he was making good films ๐Ÿ˜†

12.11.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you fey tree of the woods ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜

07.11.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, maybe I heard wrong lol

05.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe James Gunn had to fight to keep that in ๐Ÿ™ƒ

05.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said out loud "ooo, you sexy thing you" when my phone notified me about this release so I can only apologise ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜†

15.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The blue-grey hair gives you mature vibes which is quite hot ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜

04.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?! It's not like I'm going to hoard it. The government can have it's share too. All I want to be is left alone ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.09.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not even that greedy. 3 million to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life and the rest goes to charity lol

30.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gurl same ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜†

30.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the reason why it doesn't happen is because nobody gets unsolicited pictures lol

28.09.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.09.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do love Wood Elves ^^

They were going to be my first army but my friend pointed out that they weren't very beginner friendly and pointed me in the direction of Athel Loren's vassal state (Bretonnia) and the rest is history ๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ach, they're full proof, nothing ever goes wrong with the transporters... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but I kind of want this now. Just a book that completely rewrites the meaning and just shits on Objectivism. Like how that lass wrote a trans porn parody of Harry Potter which must have pissed off Rowling to no end lol

27.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because our media is just as corrupt and one sided as our governments.

27.09.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the witches want to lead me somewhere for a sacrifice I'm about 90% okay with that... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ach, what's the worst that can happen ๐Ÿคฃ

25.09.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On voice alone I'm going with Tali from Mass Effect... ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜‚

25.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still willing to lead me into the forest to be sacrificed? I'm game ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‚

25.09.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel Ezio is pretty vanilla to some of the confessions I've heard ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜†

Good choice tho ^^

25.09.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am staring with the greatest of respect... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ–ค

25.09.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pffft, I'm 40 in November you child ๐Ÿ˜‹

Also, Happy Birthday ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜Š

25.09.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whilst we're on this train of thought... First Form Alexia from Resident Evil Code Veronica could get it... Or she could get me ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜†

25.09.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or chain smoked or just live on coffee ๐Ÿคฃ

23.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, Meiji Restoration?

Damnit!!

*Puts away Sengoku era minis*

23.09.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good Lord... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

23.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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