@buzzfoster.bsky.social
57 years-old, and your gay Gen-X dad. ASD-1. Married. Kids. Skier. Glamper. Fuck the NRA. #BlackLivesMatter No Repubs or TERFs! Cor fige, vel mori. My state flag is better than yours. Albuqueerque, NM
A post about Leon Black, founder of Lifetouch school pictures. It reads: "This being real is so insane. HOW IS EVERYONE ACTING NORMAL RIGHT NOW? Schools all over the U.S. are cancelling picture day due to Leon Black, the co-founder of the parent company that owns Lifetouch, being listed in the Epstein Files. Lifetouch is the biggest school picture company in America and photographs millions of kids every year."
Well, THAT'S fucking terrifying.
13.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Oh, I want to do that as well.
13.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It looks plenty big enough to get dad pregnant.
13.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010
13.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES!
13.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to get you pregnant.
13.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll recreate the video you're watching with you.
13.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You taking on riders?
13.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to be glib, but if they're following me, I hope they like dad jokes and fat, naked, old, gay men who look like Santa.
13.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not enough of a penalty.
13.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And to think there are people who say there is no fun to be had in an above ground pool.
12.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd love to have his view.
12.02.2026 07:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn hot!
12.02.2026 07:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure! I'd love to play "practice getting pregnant" with you.
11.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are SO sexy!
11.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pic of Buzz on all fours on a bed.
How about right here?
11.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know where I'd love to feel that drop.
11.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The main character suffers a mechanical failure that ends his racing career. So, he looks for new meaning in fighting wildfires. I don't know how much kids picked up on that, but maybe it's a lesson that will stay with them.
11.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A movie poster for "Planes 2: Fire and Rescue".
I'm going on a weird tangent. Not a big one from them, and I despise Dane Cook, but "Planes 2: Fire and Rescue" had a significantly more mature theme than what one might expect: what do you do when your life changes, and what defined you no longer can?
11.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is the reason that you're trying to get pregnant? Because I'll be happy to help. Beard length is irrelevant.
11.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn, that is awesome.
11.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Selfie of Buzz in a Green Day tour shirt.
Well...
11.02.2026 08:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should be riding it.
10.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks familiar. 😉
10.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know what I need a shot of!
09.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need it inside me. 🍆💦
09.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn, I'd give it up.
08.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feed us your meatus.
08.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. But I mainly use it because the optical ones are terrible.
08.02.2026 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn. Would love to join you.
07.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
