Buzz Foster

I'll recreate the video you're watching with you.

You taking on riders?

Not to be glib, but if they're following me, I hope they like dad jokes and fat, naked, old, gay men who look like Santa.

Not enough of a penalty.

And to think there are people who say there is no fun to be had in an above ground pool.

I'd love to have his view.

Damn hot!

Sure! I'd love to play "practice getting pregnant" with you.

You are SO sexy!

A pic of Buzz on all fours on a bed.

How about right here?

I know where I'd love to feel that drop.

The main character suffers a mechanical failure that ends his racing career. So, he looks for new meaning in fighting wildfires. I don't know how much kids picked up on that, but maybe it's a lesson that will stay with them.

A movie poster for "Planes 2: Fire and Rescue".

I'm going on a weird tangent. Not a big one from them, and I despise Dane Cook, but "Planes 2: Fire and Rescue" had a significantly more mature theme than what one might expect: what do you do when your life changes, and what defined you no longer can?

Is the reason that you're trying to get pregnant? Because I'll be happy to help. Beard length is irrelevant.

Damn, that is awesome.

Selfie of Buzz in a Green Day tour shirt.

Well...

I should be riding it.

Looks familiar. 😉

I know what I need a shot of!

I need it inside me. 🍆💦

Damn, I'd give it up.

Feed us your meatus.

Yes. But I mainly use it because the optical ones are terrible.

Damn. Would love to join you.

I'd love to get that view of your jock.

NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

More possible (probable?) treason.

I think that's more to do with harsh lighting.

Buzz selfie with a red elastic heart monitor strap around his chest.

My harness is very basic.

(It's a Polar H10 heart monitor strap.) 🤭

These pictures proved inspiring.

Happy birthday!