@dyrelyre.bsky.social
“ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴɪᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴏɴᴇs ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏɴᴇs.” 25 | Transmasc | Bisexual | He/They | Yapper 💯 | Give 'em the Hawk Tua (FFXIV) spit on that thang (Au Ras).
Absolutely bonkers. I'm out.
08.10.2024 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He said he has Prostate Cancer - but knowing him, he probably just ✨shat too hard✨
08.10.2024 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro. Now's really not the time to be joking—
08.10.2024 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not my lil bro going to the ER, texting me that he has Prostate Cancer.
08.10.2024 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1//First of all, I need to know WHAT is going on—
04.10.2024 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0//I'm SORRY???
04.10.2024 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also this is like two dAYS LATE BUT SHE CAME HOME WITH LASAGNA TODAY BC APPARENTLY MY BROTHER WAS HUNGRY FOR IT?
04.10.2024 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to move away.
04.10.2024 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I give you a pizza instead.
04.10.2024 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0D, help me. I am... In agony
03.10.2024 06:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suffer with me.
03.10.2024 06:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somewhere Dolos is hunched over, gripping the sheets in tears with an inextricable pain in his lower back + abdomen.
03.10.2024 06:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1*ALIEN BLUES LMFAO
03.10.2024 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not alone blues coming on. I'm krilling myself.
03.10.2024 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is a sign enough for me to become a celibate man who resides away from all mankind atop a mountain reciting mantras all day, every day until I become fabulously bald.
03.10.2024 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Negative infinity aura here.
03.10.2024 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will never try to flirt with anyone again.
03.10.2024 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You ever try to flirt with a guy and it ends so horribly that he just vanishes, please, im
03.10.2024 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You think if I say: I want lasagna for dinner with garlic bread/sticks she'll just,,,,, come home from shopping with it?
02.10.2024 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Bro, she wasn't around for EITHER of these bc
1. I was a 15 minute walk away for the Nutter butter one.
And
2. The charcuterie was HERE. Over text between you and I.
You say that but the other night I was at the gas station and was joking about wanting nutter butters - not even a day later she comes home with a package of them (she didn't even know I liked them) and no one's eaten any.
02.10.2024 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Parental intuition is insane
Tell me why i was literally just talking about charcuterie and she appears with bougie meats, cheeses, and these little pita chips(?)
D, that sounds like a charcuterie board—
02.10.2024 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1..even if I don't really know what they mean, y'know? They sound lovely °^°
01.10.2024 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I rather like the 'Te Extrano' and 'Amor Completo' ones 🦐✨
01.10.2024 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He sent me new songs to listen to :D
01.10.2024 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Husband husband husband husband husband (collapses)
30.09.2024 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg he's online
30.09.2024 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow it's warm.
30.09.2024 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn him for having a routine schedule. I lament it as sorely as I would his continuous absence.
30.09.2024 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
