Dylan The Body Ventura

Sent this as a tattoo reference lol

How I'm trying to dress every day

Ahhhh the burnt hair smell of turning on the heat for the first time every year #justfallthings

Oh my gawd! Its the great pumpkin, stone cold steve austin!

John Carpenter was right

Oh sure let's just get the guy from the Kinks to do Metallica riffs

"Why does Gavin Newsome look like that?"
"Because he's a bloodless vampire?"

I'm doing NOvember, no to everything, maybe even No November, just skipping that month

Gonna be back to working one job next week, probably going to log out of social media for 2 weeks so that I don't immediately shutdown and go into burnout recovery mode

I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me! Text that!

Flipping a coin to make major life decisions(disregarding the coin even though it landed tails up 3 times in a row)

Too physically and mentally exhausted to be upset(not true, had a meltdown last night)

Its wild to basically tell a potential employer to their face that they aren't paying you enough

I wish I was Jimmy Durante

Better than Tay Sway's 12th at least

Well they tore down Pineapple Man at work last month, well they, tore down Melon Man too

I think im gonna become a Rams guy just to be the one Rams fan

Do Shape of Punk to Come again but its 50% Big Beat and 50% Swedecore

I feel like I'm getting run around by everyone

I think I'm gonna try a brain delete mod

I think it goes "big beats are the best, get high all the time"

If we're bringing back o l d British things why not Roxy Music or something cool

I love the paint drying channel

Did we write it down?

Bruuuuuuce

Nonpareils are fun because its like what if a cake could break your teeth?

I don't want anymore post-punk bands, I want Big Beat revival

We found this cat

I don't believe that Christian Bale's real voice is his real voice, I think it's a fake voice he's doing

Hold on, inventing a position for myself at work