I'm not Brian Weber, I'm his account

And if I were a sports fan, I might have an opinion?

Y'know what really sucks....

The vacuum of space

No longer drive than when you have to use the bathroom and miss the exit.

I recall when my dad got his first email address and sent me a stream of terrible forwards and terrible dirty pictures. I had to ask him to stop after a while.

I am now sending my son an endless stream of memes and had to check myself that I wasn't being a pain. Apparently my meme game is adequate

At least soup season and sick season overlap nicely.

Like I need another reason to enjoy soup, I'll just go in on the shittiest reason

So glad "soup season" is normalized. Made three different legit soups in the last seven days.

Holy crap I never knew how would Azure was... I can't walk through there without a docent or I'm totally lost

Just in case you needed a kitty today

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It would be a shame if people just reposted their teams' and players' content on a banned app...

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OMG I'M ON CAMERA

I'm still surprised at what I said in this podcast

I didn't know if anyone following me if in Virginia...

This is why you don't cheap out on your staff. It'll cost you later.

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Lol lol

You can't believe anything this guy says!!!

Devastating for scientists and their research, and everyone who benefits from that research.

I’m not sure if everyone outside academia is aware that a delay or “pause” in grant funding often means the researchers themselves are lost from the field, along with their expertise.

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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No, @quinnypig.com needs to give me a dollar.

You know I'm going to do this repeatedly now that you said this, right?

Can I have a dollar?

Last time I did that, a hole in the fabric of space time opened up.

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Look there's no correct way to wrap pizza in foil. The geometry...

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Hey devops threads, who should I follow?

Why should we care about that alert?

Answer well, I'm judging you...

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You seem surprised?

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Say hi to my kitties

I'm just here to make sure you can disconnect after hours.

What you do in those off hours is not my business. That's why I don't want you to get paged.

Facts.

Don't let the AI hype machine tell you otherwise.