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@hikerdalt.bsky.social

Pobody’s nerfect.

555 Followers  |  820 Following  |  52 Posts  |  Joined: 17.06.2025  |  2.1137

Latest posts by hikerdalt.bsky.social on Bluesky

Coming from the guy who always looks like a sad, sick penis.

20.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This would heal me.

20.08.2025 13:09 — 👍 128    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 2
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Helen Mirren tells Jimmy Fallon that tomatoes are bisexual:

“I looked it up very recently.”

13.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 253    🔁 39    💬 9    📌 38
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bernie sanders is making a funny face while wearing a jacket and glasses . ALT: bernie sanders is making a funny face while wearing a jacket and glasses .

I am once again asking for a death note and a shinigami. 🙏🏻

12.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Check the Canyon Rim webcam for the view of the gorge from Canyon Rim Visitor Center.

Check the Canyon Rim webcam for the view of the gorge from Canyon Rim Visitor Center.

Canyon Rim Webcam, New River Gorge National Park & Preserve


#NPS #NationalParkService #NewRiverGorge&Preserve

11.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My absolute favorite Ampharos art!

11.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me + favorite Pokémon* (plural) 🐶🐢

11.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 65    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hegseth smirking like he just spread peanut butter on his nuts.

11.08.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seattle, you were a gem and I will be back. ✌️

11.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This sweet, amazing man bought me the most glorious haul of sushi after day drinking. 🙏🏻

09.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 75    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Intravenous wasn’t an option.

09.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Princess Donut for president.

08.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

My kind of setup! 👏

04.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Almost have my tickets for the hottest club of 2025.

04.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thinking of Mrs. Bauer…

04.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

edible: chomped
stardew: booted
pussy: purred

03.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 97    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Show me someone who can do no wrong. I’ll go first.

03.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Elevation: 2,290 Feet View of the Pakoon Basin looking west.

Elevation: 2,290 Feet View of the Pakoon Basin looking west.

Pakoon Springs, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument


#NPS #NationalParkService #GrandCanyon-Parashant

01.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And Kevin O’Leary claiming to be partisan is laughable. I want to live in an America where billionaires are shaking in their loafers because politicians refuse to entertain their grift.

01.08.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, the list of big beautiful obituaries I can’t wait to see just keeps growing. 💅

31.07.2025 20:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always a good choice. Cheers!

31.07.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still nursing a bottle of Mitcher’s straight rye 😋

31.07.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, just shoot them a Venmo or stop by with some cash. Don’t overthink it! Unless your tattoo was lime years ago lol

31.07.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t McDonald’s default 21 sugars? The way they look at me like I’m insane when I ask for plain iced coffee.

30.07.2025 12:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is reading a book on a subway ALT: a man is reading a book on a subway

I told me that I can order a new kindle when I finish my current book.

30.07.2025 12:08 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lancia Orca (1982)

29.07.2025 13:07 — 👍 342    🔁 59    💬 9    📌 19

Birkenstock keychain would be so cool tbh

29.07.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The best thing to come out of cleaning today, this forgotten sticker.

27.07.2025 20:36 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🎶 The best part of checking my inbox…
…is an email from Fort Troff. 🎵

27.07.2025 16:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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