TilapiaJack

*Jades phone alarm going off at 10am.*
Me: what’s that alarm for?
Them: it’s a warning
Me: isnt that what all alarms are???

This happens to me all the time

How stupid are DoorDash drivers that put a drink standing up against your screen door?

:(

I don’t know what happened, but it seems like the ceo of United healthcare was WILDLY unpopular

“Mine are good they are beefy, and savory.”

In third grade I was living in California and a friend of mine was playing checkers in indoor recess(raining outside). By the time I walked over he had one piece left. He was hopeless. But I helped him work himself into a stalemate, other kid was pisssssssed.

He’s the cult leader. He can do ANYTHING and people will vote for him. Even r*pe. Which is an insane statement to make about the President of the United States.

My one deep regret of Subaru ownership is that every two years I have to pay Elon Musk $100 to remote start my car and that’s some bullshit

That’s what I meant!

Portage West Coffee Co (I think) has really good lavender drink

“My butthole fired out the shit plug so fast I got scared”

257-92-3727

Maybe some of you had concerns I had become more normal since leaving X. I’m here to dispel those concerns.

Saw probably the best violinist I’m ever going to see last night. Stefan Juskiw was really incredible, playing on a violin body built in 1705. That’s a 320 year old instrument.

“It’s gonna be like that fun little game with the chewable things.”
-Jade referring to the Jelly Beans in Beanboozled

So if 40,000 “violent criminals” have crossed the border from Mexico with no background checking. How do we know they are violent criminals?

That’s insane!!!!!

Post it here. The people need to see it

💯

Kinda wanna read pakmans #echomachine2025

Don’t start pay it forward chains. Especially at Starbucks. If you’re a victim of the car in front of you starting a pay it forward. Fine, let them buy your drink. Then, buy a cake pop or something cheap and tip $8 on it. The employees are the people who need the pay it forward.

Well. It wasn’t a nazi car until after he got it.

Why does coffee sometimes not wake me up at all?

It’s just such a cesspool of hatred now. I think reading the actual posts is depression inducing.

This made me instantly think of that bastard hiding behind the barrels the first time you enter undead burg. On your left before you get to the bonfire.

Damn the vibe here is so much better than X.

Watching this fight reminds me of patching call of duty on Battle.net

If Jake Paul has no haters I am dead

Feeling unhinged hatred for Jake Paul pre fight.