@captainrock.bsky.social
He/him. Just your regular ADHD introvert cat dad.
IKEA furniture is just legos for functional adults.
08.10.2025 12:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People be like "this is my dream car" but then it's just a car that already exists. Dream bigger!
14.08.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Interesting...
19.07.2025 05:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If someone ever became invisible. Would they be able to get a tan while invisible?
If so, would they reappear with a darker skin or would they become like a darker tone of invisible, like a shadow presence?
A 7-year-old lioness reunites with the man who raised her after she was abandoned as a cub ๐ฆโค๏ธ He slept beside her outside so she'd grow up as naturally as possible. Now she tackles him with love-hugs, face rubs, pure joy-until they collapse in a pile of trust. ๐ซถ #WildBond #HeartmeltingNature
18.06.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 13491 ๐ 1829 ๐ฌ 444 ๐ 206Never let people who are still heartbroken about Littlefoot's mom know what happened to the rest of the dinosaurs.
06.06.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did you explain you were british?
03.06.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who is she?
No seriously, who is she?
A red panda bleps cutely while looking directly at the camera, all while poking it's head out from a set of leafy branches
Daily red panda
14.04.2025 01:19 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A sleepy red panda has been caught taking a nap in its favorite spot: right on the crossroads on some plank ramps. What an evil, adorablely fluffy roadblock for the other pandas in its habitat
Daily red panda
02.04.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sending you hugs friend โค๏ธ
14.03.2025 03:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like father, like son..๐๐
01.03.2025 07:32 โ ๐ 398 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A red panda stands proudly over its little snow-panda, watching over the sculpture to prevent anyone from toppeling it
Daily red panda
13.02.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 122 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Dugtrio is just three Digletts in a trench.
03.02.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's been a while since U2 forced an album on everyone.
01.02.2025 12:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bladers, you're cool in my book tho.
23.01.2025 01:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The sk8er boi in me will always be unimpressed by scooters. No matter how cool the trick is, sorry dawg, it's just not doing it for me.
23.01.2025 01:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ratatouille is the only mouse controlled movie.
18.01.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Wee-Wii
14.01.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Only if you can't spell tho
12.01.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Charizard with no rizz is just a Chad.
12.01.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
she looks like a sweet grandma ๐ฅน
30.12.2024 14:44 โ ๐ 568 ๐ 63 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 3Have you ever been like "I like this person" but then they became a salesperson?
Yeah, me too.
Came into work at 8am. Finished my tasks at 8:20am. Now we wait.
24.12.2024 13:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0idk
19.12.2024 22:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We should stop saying iykyk and normalize saying iydkydk.
19.12.2024 21:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
those teefs... he thinks he's dracula
19.12.2024 14:42 โ ๐ 587 ๐ 68 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 3Love you friend
16.12.2024 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Miscellaneous is a great word. Because the word itself looks like they picked a bunch of random letters and put them together.
14.12.2024 00:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
