lestat apologist

sorry i ain’t text you back bae im losing my mind

so unfair that i’ll never know for sure if/how many people i know have tried out for reality shows

really love this app as an alternative but i hate my feed…where are all the hot funny people omg

ariana should play audrey hepburn if only so she’ll be forced to dye her hair brown again

baby monitors are crazy cause like…can you breathe a bit more obviously please ffs

what you need to do the next time someone asks for help

@showtime GIVE ME BACK LAURA LEE

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

love him cause he fights for our right to $0.99 tea

this man’s wife cheated on him so he’s selling her entire sanrio collection online … girl i’m sorry but i’m on that website and i got stuff in my cart, you stay safe though

i’ve only seen two spotify wraps that were worth posting unfortunately

trench coat buttoned to the TOP

“biden pardoned his son” yes well millions of you dumb fucks pardoned a convicted felon so now what!!!

what more do you want ffs

i’m deceased lmfaooooo

how i’m sleeping tn knowing i recommended someone watch the substance before they go to bed

i love the houses here in london bc they will be completely ugly as hell on the outside and then when you go inside it’s the nicest fucking place you’ve ever seen your life

just finished the substance. am never watching another movie i heard about on the internet again

these british people just throw ham on anything i swear to god

i can’t fight it anymore i’m rewatching glee

the self made billionaire to instagram game ad pipeline is NASTY

how veneers have some of y’all looking