My day just isnβt going to be good without reading posts from you Smooth and Jasmine. This one got me out of the house and down to the pond. Btw I planted all my mustard seeds π
26.02.2026 13:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My day just isnβt going to be good without reading posts from you Smooth and Jasmine. This one got me out of the house and down to the pond. Btw I planted all my mustard seeds π
26.02.2026 13:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Why do hockey players laugh when a rapist tells a joke? I have been vegan for 7 years, itβs amazing how fast you learn to read people. A waiter scoffs at my veganism until I say oh no itβs an allergy. Then the fucker bends over backwards to accommodate! π€¬π€¬
26.02.2026 10:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm still looking for eyes of newt. I can eyes of eft but have to wait so long for them to mature before they are soup ready!π€£
26.02.2026 10:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well eating full fat dairy isnβt the worst recommendation this bone head had made!
21.02.2026 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool table drawing
19.02.2026 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Soon heβll be attacking the slopes of Gunstock like Bode Miller
18.02.2026 09:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kissing is for rugby π€ͺπ
18.02.2026 05:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And the left over thin ones (Crepe) can be cut into ribbons and floated on a soup or broth of your liking.
18.02.2026 04:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My wife grew up in the mountains. Started skiing at 3! Didnβt blow out her ACL until she was 58 π€ͺ nothing to worry about kids are made of rubber
16.02.2026 16:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Angelic!
16.02.2026 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You look fit enough to swim the English Channel!
15.02.2026 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now I understand your fatherβs understanding and support of your evolution. I think every husband should be a cuck at least for awhile. You gain such an understanding of your relationship and your partner
13.02.2026 14:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was a stay at home dad. We lived free form museums restaurants golf courses ski slopes. His only true routine was Tae Kwon do. He is dyslexic so reading to him was his brain food when not wandering in the forest
12.02.2026 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My night sky last night coffee is always magic unfortunately Iβm nearly deaf but I love to make strangers smile (my personal favorite thing of every day) happy almost Friday
12.02.2026 08:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks itβs all my wifeβs doing. She gets invited everywhere and for every occasion. From opera to sports, and sometimes she can schlepp me along.
11.02.2026 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just got tickets for England France in Paris March 14!
11.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would rather see you in Paris ππΌ
11.02.2026 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have seen so many of your pictures over the years but this portrait is just plain beautiful.
11.02.2026 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I shouldβve never shown this to my wife
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09.02.2026 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It takes a real strong woman to apologize!
09.02.2026 14:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Luckiest man on BlueSky
08.02.2026 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Finally Friday π₯°
06.02.2026 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It takes some effort but like all good things itβs worth the effort π©·
06.02.2026 08:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like hurling itβs a sport for rugby players who werenβt flexible enough for golfing
05.02.2026 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hope your aim is good or else his sweater is going to look funny
05.02.2026 13:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who are you rooting for?
05.02.2026 12:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm just proud of myself for knowing which day it is!
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