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A growing set of parents are raising “carnivore babies,” infants who skip purées and go straight to slabs of beef, sticks of butter, and whipped bone marrow. As if I already hated the thought of changing diapers…

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Okay friends, time again for "news headline or Bob Dylan lyric?"

Guys like this is exactly why phrasing like “stay woke” came about

Kash was begging for a Community Note

The youngest actor to ever appear in two sitcoms that ran 100+ episodes

"Unhappily Ever After," and it was terrible

After-After-MASH

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

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Actually, I think the far-right is accurately identifying an existential issue.

So many of the most vehement far-right were either heavily bullied or did the bullying.

Teaching empathy to the next generation is fundamentally at odds with conservative political philosophy.

That's why they hate it.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Either that, or Michael Rapaport really took the red pill

one proposed way to save OpenAI is for Sam Altman to come to your house and take all of your things from it so that they're his things

The White House UFC fight set for July 4th, 2026 has been rescheduled to June 14th, Trump's 80th birthday. The demolition derby at the Lincoln Memorial will go on as planned.

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zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Stephen Miller freezes like a malfunctioning robot live on air.

Always buy the extended warranty for your appliances.

Goo!

I'll give that Ned Beatty show a shot

"I've been pre-approved for a Chase Bank Visa"

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Mine in the October 14, 2025 issue of The New Yorker

Also an antiquated word for an "extraordinarily impressive" person or thing

Recent #ttm successes

Today is the sixth day of the government shutdown. House Dems want an extension on Medicare and ACA subsidies, while the GOP won't budge until they change the NFL overtime rules.

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I was trying to remember where I first saw these Buffalo Bills alternate uniforms.

And yet, my Rosie from "The Jetsons" erotic fanfic remains unread

The Taliban imposed a near-total internet blackout across Afghanistan, cutting off both local communication and foreign access while suppressing dissent. This probably explains why my opponent in fantasy football forgot to bench Brock Purdy before week 5.

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I can’t not believe how hard it is to sleep when you’re watching your country, be dismantled by the dumbest people.

And the first season of "Jesse."

What a big baby, lolol

I heard if You Play Life of a Showgirl, while Watching Showgirls, it Perfectly Lines up. Like Floyd/Wizard Of Oz.