S.M. Allard

We shouldn’t have more churches than homeless shelters
We shouldn’t have more churches than homeless shelters
We shouldn’t have more churches than homeless shelters

WE SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE CHURCHES THAN HOMELESS SHELTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

A Marine Corps Veteran protested and said that Americans shouldn't have to die for Israel during a Senate committee meeting. He was beaten and dragged out by security then a Republican Senator broke his arm. While it was happening, not a single person tried to stop it.

The House Oversight Committee voted to subpoena AG Pam Bondi to testify in the Epstein probe. Bondi says she won't say a word until after the Dow Jones gets back over 49,000.

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Rena was on so many short-lived shows. IIRC, she was brought aboard for the final season of "Just Shoot Me," didn't gel with the cast, and quit after 15 episodes

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

*75 years

The owner of Spyce Girlz Seasoning, a custom spice business in Canada, was forced to change its name after the 90s pop group threatened legal action. At least they went to court and didn’t slam her body down and wind it all around.

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Taran's life after the show was even weirder

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

Today I'm in choir.

Me, talking to a sixth grade boy: Is it weird that your class has eight girls and only two boys?
Boy #1: Nah. I like the odds. I love the ladies.
Boy #2: But you never talk to--
Boy #1: Shut up

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Tales From The Keane Compound #916

I remember reading a US Acres collection at the Nichols Library in Naperville, IL

Nice

A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

Remember those farm segments on "Garfield & Friends?" It was its own strip for five years. #TBT to Jim Davis' forgotten side project.

Better known as a segment on "Garfield & Friends"

In a quarterly meeting, the CEO of Domino’s said the pizza chain has room to double retail sales by targeting lower-income customers. As opposed to the urbane, bourgeois elitism of Chuck E. Cheese.

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Hey, a Chicago gal!

I think this is from "Hitz."

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

Make the Crusades history again.

I think "fucking stupid" is a good start.

It is beyond insane that we're still letting this guy be President after we know he's all over the Epstein Files.

We didn't even let Jeffrey Jones be in Beetlejuice 2, for crying out loud.

Siiiiix sevvvvven

"Bitch, listen" --Zbigniew Brzezinski

Good grief

FunkyWinkerbeancoded

He has always said this about bottles of whiskey, too.

I realize I don’t wanna be a miser
Confide with Sly, you’ll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin’ upriser
I’m watchin’ My Two Dads and it’s

South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his teenage daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir, in a flagrant violation of the NFL’s Rooney Rule.

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