ivan☃️🔞

tighnari panicking 😭 he likes bugs well enough too, but he needs a close friend who isn't going to talk his ear off about tank humidity and recent breeding innovations as well...

cyno and varka always swapping beetle notes (and jokes) whenever the group meets 😌 symbiosis

tighnari: and my boyfriend, he's really into scarabs, he knows so much about them. niche huh! i guess im one to talk, but-
kaeya: BEETLES??
tighnari: not you too?!
kaeya, getting his phone out: MY DAD

varka, watching kaeya handling his beetle: heh... he's a funny little guy, isn't he?
varka a few months later: [small library of beetle-keeping books. multiple beetles. has been to an beetle-keeping expo. has a pyjama t-shirt which says "please talk to me about hercules beetles"]

kaeya's dad varka au where varka buys bebekae a beetle as a pet to teach him about responsibility and also bugs. varka does not expect to also get really into beetles but he does. arguably even more than kaeya

illuga taking two dad jokes at the same time, colourised, oil on canvas, c/o nod-krai national gallery

i want kaeya snuggled... he's has a bad day and he's tired and sulky in a fluffy bathrobe on the couch, bangs pinned back, hair in a braid, skincare mask on... feet in diluc's lap for warmth, leaning back into papa varka. they are all playing mariokart 🥰 the end

🫂 sometimes brains don't wanna do even the things you want them to do and it sucks... but your OCs will always be there for when the time is right...!! and i love seeing your drawings 🥺 art is about the joy

varka delightedly proclaiming how "bygg" she's got! while diluc just tries not to sigh too loudly 🤭

『原神』より「浓浓心语主题シリーズ ギフトボックス 第二弾」や「漫冬宅家シリーズ ぬいぐるみチャーム」等のグッズが中国向けとして発売決定！
houzero-goods.com/gen-china-20...
©miHoYo/米哈游®

Sir Flins appreciation post (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) #GenshinImpact
I sincerely declare he'd be my best porn star of 2026 🤲

I WANT TO SEE IT!!!!!!! DESPERATELY!!!!!!!!!

OHHHH YOU'RE SO RIGHT... they toy with each other back and forth and back and forth until someone breaks 🤭

bashing my fists on the floor and howling like a beast

people being unable to tell whether it's fighting or foreplay between then 🤭

lrp hi im listening... i've never really shipped childe with anyone but... lohen. lohen works. those two can match each other's freak for sure

I have a delusion where these two freaks meet each other 😮‍💨

🔞 lohen tying varka to the bed and riding him until varka is completely spent and incoherent

#luckae cute yandere luc

but he would 🥺💞 and i will too!! im omw 🫂

been using my varka this evening and 🫣 wowie... in terms of raw attack stat he's still a ways off my diluc (idk what i fed that guy) but in terms of actual on-field strength even in a non-optimised team... holy shit!!

⚡️Bass 🎸⚡️

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🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

😌 that's good. maybe kneesocks are present also. i think it's possible

🤔 lohen... intercrural sex... have you thought about that? have you?

ンズイル / faelight
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all i wanna do today is think about luckae and varka. NOTHING else

SO THAT'S WHERE ALL MY LUCK WENT... HOLY COW CONGRATS 🥹🥹🥹

captain...

#varka

Welcome back to Mondstadt, Varka! 🥳

#Varka #ファルカ

diluc, stuttering: w-we... i... i-i don't, it's not--
varka: yes you do. so do it right! ☺️ [leaves]
diluc: [bluescreened]