valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher

it was meant to be masc zhongli but honestly who cares i doubt he does hehe

here i did an nsfw one too cw boypussy

tails !! (mikus #1 fan) on X: "people should draw their ocs like this im so serious https://t.co/chiTY4eClI" / X people should draw their ocs like this im so serious https://t.co/chiTY4eClI

the original meme: x.com/agenitty_/st...

#zhongli #tartali from that pin-up pose meme on twt hehe

hiii hellloooo i drew something for the first time in months it's not good but i did it okee that's all byeeee

how i perceived this image

(said by someone who lives with 5 other people and simply doesn't want to share personal things with them)

i like to talk about myself not because im self-centered but because im extremely isolated irl

at 12:01 he disappears but if you come back at midnight the next day under the effects of "a prize catch" with 100 starconches (no more no less) in your inventory the he returns with more unique dialogue where he says "i love men"

MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS! if you go to third round knockout at the stroke of midnight under the effect of slow cooked bamboo shoot soup with 100 adeptea leaves (no more no less) in your inventory you can find zhongli there with unique dialogue where he says "im transgender"

the amount of self control it took me not to respond deserves a medal dkjfghkdjfh "they're stuck in 2020" sorry my love for tartali is stronger than your attention span get well soon 🙏 anyway... not surprised they were jsut being edgy, normal ppl dont qrt like that LMAO

All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

was hardcore trying to decide between ignoring and blocking, giving them a genuine explanation for why i said that about the characters, or just saying "secret fourth option is ur mom"

i felt like i'd look stupid if i replied since obviously they had no intention of being nicies so i just blocked them, thanks for doing it on my behalf 🙏🙏 seeing that qrt on my post has genuinely been making me anxious all day cuz it annoyed me lol

sometimes i climb to the top of tenshukaku with my 1 million exploration characters just because i'm still pissed at how hard it was to get up there with just geo traveler. xianyun, venti, wanderer, i choose you!

these are all the mentions i can recall, but feel free to add on if there's more because i love it a whole lot

- the woman in rex incognito is actually dressed quite humbly in just a cloak and the only give-away is the eyes. that's definitely not ostentatious to me

(dialogue from the web event "stone harbor treasure journal", and a confirmation from (iirc) 2022 lantern rite that rex lapis did indeed shapeshift, and perhaps this is a personal interpretation but i wouldn't consider the way female rex lapis is described as "ostentatious", -

all the mentions i can recall of zhongli's shapeshifting, specifically into a female form (customs of liyue vol 3, rex incognito vol 2, dialogue from the liyue archon quest "three poignant perfumes")

oh i also love how the author of this book uses they/them pronouns for the geo archon in the last sentence after musing on whether or not he has taken a female form

so anyway within *liyue culture* zhongli is feminine (and has taken on a woman's form) no matter what lens you look at him from

- that a woman is wearing along with its specific properties is considered extremely romantic. once again, specifically silk flower perfume worn by /women/

- the statue of the seven accepts "distinctly feminine" gifts
- this is just one of SEVERAL mentions of rex lapis having a female form during 1.0 and 1.1
- the silk flowers looked after by adepti "have daintier, more elegant blossoms"
- correctly guessing the silk flower perfume -

1. silk flowers are distinctly feminine in liyue culture, enough that it is notable in this book and also worn exclusively as perfume by women
2. zhongli personally selected a silk flower perfume for his own funeral (and the theory that this was for guizhong is nonsense lmao)

"zhongli isn't feminine the standards in the east and west are different--" THE LORE IS RIGHT HERE!

does anyone know of a way to easily repost a thread i made on twitter without having to copy/paste everything

"they're stuck in 2020 i fear" sorry my love for ttl is stronger than your attention span

cant whine about an annoying person i blocked on twt because they would still be able to see it and know they bothered me. so im coming here to whine. if you Don't like the ship then Don't qrt the post it's That Easy

he wouldn't have minded if he really did black out, his only regret would be not being awake to feel childe fucking his throat properly, pulling out only to cum all over his face, but childe would never do that to him. he wants zhongli to feel all of it. (and be safe lol)

- leaving zhongli with tears running down his face, coughing and gasping for breath, spit dribbling from his lips. and zhongli looks up at childe with glassy eyes thru his bangs and the look he gives is one of pure satisfaction and love