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Current interests: Legend of Zelda (the wildly speculative/transformative side of things), Slay the Princess, my eclectic musical tastes, writing, reading, horror art & fiction, social justice. Not a minor. Don’t follow me if you’re uncomfortable w/ that.

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A gray cat looks like an owl

A gray cat looks like an owl

this poor disadvantaged cat doesn't even have a single mech suit capable of rocket-powered flight or military-grade laser weaponry, what even are our priorities as a society

01.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 573    🔁 44    💬 27    📌 3

doujinshi as the spiritual opposite of slop. wildly caring about a character/ship in an IP way beyond the extent the original corporation would. beyond what's "efficient", or tasteful to the mainstream (money) -- creating at a monentary loss if anything for the pure love of it. is this anything.

02.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 2320    🔁 968    💬 16    📌 0
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 8317    🔁 2257    💬 23    📌 120
Orange and white cat with an evil grin. His behavior report is 100% good.

Orange and white cat with an evil grin. His behavior report is 100% good.

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

03.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 809    🔁 52    💬 41    📌 3
doodle of a tiny Grace from RE9 dragging a revolver that is double her size

doodle of a tiny Grace from RE9 dragging a revolver that is double her size

fbi’s littlest agent (based on supergreatfriend’s stream and chat) #RE9

03.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 78    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 0
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Storyville - Praying for Armageddon A Storyville documentary that explores the power and influence of American Evangelical Christians as they aim to fulfil the Armageddon prophecy.

A timely reminder of this BBC documentary. Worth a watch. Storyville, Praying for Armageddon: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001z96s via @bbciplayer

03.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn't kidding about Funny Little Face.
(actual smiths, pls don't come for me. I had half an afternoon to look up how this stuff works, roughly.)

03.03.2026 08:09 — 👍 38    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
The Real Legends & Creatures of: Spirited Away
YouTube video by Guardianz The Real Legends & Creatures of: Spirited Away

Good morning, Bluesky. Y'all wanna think about "Spirited Away" a whole lot?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye0...

03.03.2026 10:43 — 👍 135    🔁 37    💬 0    📌 0
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Another illustration from @lostincult.co.uk's upcoming book "Perfect Organism" a celebration of Alien Isolation written by @ultrabrilliant.xyz! Illustrated by me!

Go check it out now! (Link in bio)

03.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 300    🔁 79    💬 1    📌 2
Detail of a copperplate print showing Carlos de Bastida y Biedma. The monk is sitting at his working desk, surrounded by opened books, and other objects. Source: https://dev.hab.de/portraits/werk/28624/

Detail of a copperplate print showing Carlos de Bastida y Biedma. The monk is sitting at his working desk, surrounded by opened books, and other objects. Source: https://dev.hab.de/portraits/werk/28624/

3 tabs opened, a note-pad with a to-do-list in front of you, and a pair of spectacles handy. Surfing on the #earlymodern internet in 1622. #skystorians

17.12.2024 08:15 — 👍 531    🔁 106    💬 14    📌 2

"AI is a part of everyday life" because companies keeps trying to force it to happen, not because its a good, organic or practical product.

I know thats not a catchy headline but its more truthful.

03.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 278    🔁 65    💬 5    📌 3
a poorly drawn cat with a drop pin shape

a poorly drawn cat with a drop pin shape

a grey cat inside a cat carrier, with only its head sticking out, making it look like a maps drop pin

a grey cat inside a cat carrier, with only its head sticking out, making it look like a maps drop pin

📍

03.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 907    🔁 174    💬 7    📌 7

I have never seen so much social capital pissed away so quickly by any one. It's extraordinary. All Starmer had to do was be seen to be acting on principles of good will and hope. Instead, he chose appeasement of the far right and cosying up to dictators. And so, he got Chamberlained.

03.03.2026 09:44 — 👍 243    🔁 37    💬 5    📌 5

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social [CA schools con't]
To clarify, the Supreme Court decision does NOT mandate parental notification, but it does allow conservative CA school districts to now pass their own "Parental Notification" policies and voids the law that prevented them.

03.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
an adventurer advancing in the water, knee-deep in some kind of sewer or underground canal, arms spread, visibly having difficulties moving against the stream

an adventurer advancing in the water, knee-deep in some kind of sewer or underground canal, arms spread, visibly having difficulties moving against the stream

The light at the end of the tunnel

20.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 63    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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From 1990, Igor Majstrovsky’s movie poster for the first official release of 1977’s Star Wars in the USSR.

Is that Darth Vader? I assume it is, and very splendidly evil he looks too.

13.12.2024 16:49 — 👍 154    🔁 38    💬 9    📌 7

The funniest thing about this commercial isn't that the CEO obviously is disgusted by his own burgers, but that *he thought it was a good idea to do this*

It's giving the Disney Star Wars hotel commercial with the exec awkwardly flailing his lightsaber.

youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4?...

03.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 75    🔁 8    💬 7    📌 1
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NEWS FLASH: costco has mint soft serve now

03.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1
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Japanese Restaurant Menus: Reading the Kanji - Unseen Japan Reading Japanese restaurant menus can be tricky, as you'll find many kanji you don't encounter elsewhere. Here's a guide to make it easier.

You may feel you know your Japanese kanji pretty well. That is, until someone thrusts a hand-written sushi menu in front of you. Here's our quick guide to a number of common food-related kanji you may encounter on Japanese restaurant menus.

03.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 66    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2

Starting a massively unpopular war that's so bad even your most rancid supporters are like "Uh hey what the fuck" right as dear leader is visibly dying and you're sitting on an economic bubble about to collapse sure is a move

03.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 254    🔁 46    💬 1    📌 0

The Supreme Court in 2022: Women do not have a right to make important decisions about their health

The Supreme Court in 2026: Parents obviously have a right to make important decisions about their children’s health

03.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1054    🔁 257    💬 1    📌 12

I don't see a way the regime isn't fucked on midterms after this.

They didn't sell this to anyone, they ran on doing the opposite.

They are going to be desperate to throw these elections, now, even more so than they already were.

03.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 145    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 2

You need to understand, the military is currently being run by people who don’t understand how or why food comes to them when they order uber eats. We are led by the softest babies alive. Donald trump only knows “order burger, more burger come”. He does not understand “out of burger”

03.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 505    🔁 113    💬 15    📌 3

Today in brutal-but-true:

“This what happens when you hire dog killers, drunks and podcasters into your regime.”

03.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 31    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1

Something else about Vanderbilt's capitulation: VUMC said it would only offer “nonsurgical gender-affirming care for adults 19 years and older.” But 18-year-olds are adults. Tennessee law bans this care for people *under* 18, so VUMC is once again overcomplying

03.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 453    🔁 136    💬 1    📌 6

landlords are going to show up tomorrow, it is critical that regular folks do too.

03.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 275    🔁 134    💬 1    📌 0
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Fulgivic Althe//Honown VIIIΔ
2022

03.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 73    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0
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Fox host says he 'hasn't washed hands in 10 years' Harvard and Princeton graduate Pete Hegseth says germs don't exist because he can't see them.

Just a quick reminder that Pete Hegseth was also the Fox News host who said he never washes his hands, because he doesn't believe in micro organisms as he can't see them. Of course we're all fucked

03.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 292    🔁 79    💬 26    📌 2

They laugh and chuckle because they think it's not real. Most of these fucks have spent their entire lives behind a screen. They've played countless hours of military propaganda video games. The screen puts distance between you and reality. Until it doesn't.

03.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New stupid scam alert. Scammers are now reaching out trying to get photos of your face to deep fake videos and con your friends and followers out of $$$ through counterfeit accounts. Fucking ridiculous.

02.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 974    🔁 736    💬 21    📌 17