Steve B

I'd be sure you're already aware, and perhaps even spotted the post.

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Thank you, Mr M.

Crucial thread on the latest blatant falsehoods in the Telegraph, and how they reflect a much wider false narrative.

Tealing?

TV QUIZ HOST: And where do you live in Scotland?

CONTESTANT: Five miles south of Forfar, and four miles north of Fife.

It's been a funny day... of high quality laughs and utter brilliance. To all those who contributed, thank you.

You have earned one free rub of Santa.

Friday Spot the Red Flag Competition:

How many klaxon level red flags can you identify?

Hint: there are red flags within red flags in the photos within this photo.

Plus bonus points for the funniest captions...

I hadn't been furnished with the full picture. The wider perspective is even more incriminating. Thank you, Mod Magus.

This is now a global game of how many klaxon level red flags are there in this photograph of photographs?

Definitely definitely. 👍

For a lifetime of service and robust dedication to informing us with the very highest levels of integrity, quite simply

thank you.

One of the best we've ever had in British journalism.

Thank you to Alan Rusbridger for a lifetime of service and robust dedication to informing us with the very highest levels of integrity.

😄 I also use tactile tactics. Sometimes a massage, sometimes a touch in the affected area with all my sixth+ senses focused there, like I'm some crazy manwitch.

I say manwitch as a nod to a manwich moment the other day which went wonky in this odd but welcome exchange.

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20.00 SUPER FURRY MANIMAL Welsh remake of the short-lived 80s action adventure. When a man encounters a strange ritual just outside Cardiff, he gains the ability to turn into any of the the members of the psych-rock indie band, losing all inhibitions and discovering that he don't give a **** about anybody else, yo know he don't give a **** about anybody else.

You want niche? Oh, we got niche.

In the summer of 2024 you sparkled.

Wait… is that…?

Identity respectfully protected of much loved unconscious underage victim

Good Pedophile ✅

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It works for some. I tend to verbally encourage the bits that fight against illness and ailment - the power of positive.

Will it better!

I am very strange.

Smashing - I love that you see it that way.

It can be, but for some reason a lot of satire providers don't take the responsibility of filling in where the press can't go.

So many artists of different mediums do though, but people don't view them as satirists.

Precisely what my neighbour taught me.
He was a bouncer.

You are still my master, even though you forget shit.

*deep, respectful bow*

Didn't get paranoid because yesterday it was learned from someone very wise that it's not all about me.

Judoists *can* throw up.

Nice story. I got thrown out of the cubs by the seventh week.
Also true. And I wasn't rebellious or naughty at that age.

Ugly jumper competition

Chest nuts

😄 Slap the hand down at the optimum point of the fall.

And I didn't even go to local Judo club when I was a kid.

Pleased to meet the you behind the you, Dave.

I'm Steve, by the way. The B often throws people.

There are always reachers and settlers in every relationship.

Always prepared, always on guard, don't tell him your name, Yesfan1.

Not designed for your consumption, Kuntie, but a further technical use of nutted is when one scores by driving the ball between the legs of a goalkeeper, followed by the conventional rub-it-in cry of "Nuts!"

As previously, unhelpful supporting information missing the point

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And the Angel Gabriel appeared before Mary and said, “Ooh, I like your robe!” and Mary did reply, “Thanks! It’s got pockets!"