An otter? With a diving mask and snorkel?
Of course not. Wine goggles and a straw.
An otter? With a diving mask and snorkel?
Of course not. Wine goggles and a straw.
Nearly. Apart from writing goof instead of good and stiff instead of stuff are two of my signature goofs throughout my typo-strewn life.
09.03.2026 22:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Most people won't have time to click through on many things - completely understandable with the volume of good, useful output on Bluesky - so offering an essence in searchable Bluesky text provides a little added value and at least a nibble to take away.
But I think your way is more considerate.
Many splendid lines in this one clip.
09.03.2026 22:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π½ ever...
09.03.2026 22:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Just watched this documentary which examines the misuse of AI by United Healthcare in the US to reduce insurance payouts through discharging seriously unwell patients early.
AI is also being wilfully misused to shift blame for political disinformation propagation.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
I just saw your post in the last couple of minutes and it made me very happy because you ensure the full and complete quote, whereas I often struggle to carefully and fairly capture the quote in under 300 characters.
09.03.2026 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We must ensure they are not the victims of human buggeraboutary.
09.03.2026 22:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Scoop from Kate Knibbs at WIRED:
Jay Graber will remain at Bluesky as Chief Innovation Officer.
Toni Schneider will be interim CEO.
We must take good care of those beautiful giraffes π¦π¦.
They have done nothing to deserve this.
Whatever spares the plants and animals and does for the most selfish humans in order of greed would be acceptable.
09.03.2026 20:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
They have committed the absolute worst crimes unimaginable and even idiots who supported and upheld them this far are becoming disgusted with them in their millions.
They will divide and undermine each other out of self preservation panic, and that will be the moment to finally bring them down.
Pottymouth masterclass. Laughed so hard I shat out a goatscrote.
09.03.2026 20:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Humans have made a right smelly dog's dick of it all"
and
"Unforgiving bumhole probes."
A nurse put her hand in her pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer then said..
"Some arsehole has my pen"
All of these scumbags are flimsily united around the accumulation of personal wealth - theft, as I label it. They are back stabbing, selfish, disloyal and each looking to come out with more for themselves. As their plot crumbles - and it will - their knives will be out for each other.
09.03.2026 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All of them is the goal, the majority must be the minimum achievement.
09.03.2026 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You are so right, Lainy. The sooner these vile scumbags are thwarted, the better Americans and the world will be.
09.03.2026 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to do this next door so badly x
09.03.2026 18:13 β π 279 π 59 π¬ 16 π 5
New report by @carolecadwalla.bsky.social:
The broligarchs whoβve brought this war to passβ¦ every tech company, politician and media outlet dancing to their tune: we canβt stop them but we can expose them. We can at least try and make shame change sides.
broligarchy.substack.com/p/is-this-th...
And I suppose I could pop a couple on my feet instead.
09.03.2026 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My socks are very nice. And clean.
09.03.2026 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fire station Captain promoted to Beef Chief
09.03.2026 15:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 050 Shades of Grey implies at least 18 bits of colour resolution.
09.03.2026 15:30 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You always make me feel very welcome. But I don't make myself at home. Well, in that I wouldn't disrespectfully put my feet up on anything.
09.03.2026 15:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Could be. And well spotted.
I did put a person in two lists early on to see if either lisy missed anything from them - which it didn't back then. But they only post one thing every few days.
This reply is as a result of visiting your Bluesky house directly, Nick. All of your posts have come through into my friends feed.
09.03.2026 14:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A little more, but about the same number overall from you, I'd say at a guesstimate now I've seen and enjoyed them all.
No connection between what was omitted. All a bit random.
Flippin' 'eck. About 40% of your posts didn't make it through to my friends list feed in the past day or so.
From a brighter perspective, this has been a very nice visit to your Bluesky house. You keep it very well.