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Repost/reskeet other people's funny, pro comedians' jokes, and sometimes my own tat. Regular new stuff every day. Also support outstanding investigative journalists and their work. #jokes #comedy #funny #laughs #satire #humour #pottymouth #serious

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All of that. Luckily, some of us heeded the warnings, so we know when we're being Surkoved.

08.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

echo chamber

Absolutely, Andrew. Billionaire owned press collusion, plus I think we're all dismayed at how far the Beeb have sunk to platform Reform and shut out other Parties.

Better an echo chamber of solid investigation than a massive cage of bullshit for the masses, eh?

08.10.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, still not working for me. I must be on a few Russian block lists myself by now, eh? But thanks for trying again for me, John.

08.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aha, yes - something I was made acutely aware of by Peter Jukes and Carole Cadwalladr, especially in Sergei and the Westminster Spyring.

08.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

When your car is so happy to see you again ...

08.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is Byline Times doing right? Aaaa lot.

Has Reform UK shut out or blocked Byline Times in any way yet? And if not, we want to know why not?

08.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the link, John - it's not working for me (could be a problem at my end).

Looks like it might be a Londongrad thing?

08.10.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for reminding me about this documentary, Caroline.

Jim Al-Khalili is on Bluesky as well.

08.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Byline Times journalists blocked from Tory Party Conference.

Byline Times journalists blocked and put on Kremlin watchlist.

Conclusion: Tories = Kremlin.

08.10.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free Press = Jessica J. Gonzรกlez = good

THE Free Press = CBS sellout Bari Weiss = bad

Thanks to @jenrubin.bsky.social for reposting this into my field of vision.

bsky.app/profile/susa...

08.10.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insightful ME/CFS health thread by George Monbiot:

"Like the Tories, the Labour government is trying to drive down the number of people who qualify for disability benefits by insisting there has been an epidemic of โ€œoverdiagnosisโ€: a favourite theme of the BBC and the junktanks of Tufton Street."

08.10.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Badenoch can't have studied computer systems engineering very well. If she had, then she would understand the multiple failure consequences of Ai, and be warning British citizens of the harm it has already caused, and the catastrophic threats and dangers the industry is unleashing.

08.10.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2

When people study subjects in the breadth and depth that gains them understanding, they tend to recognise the bullshit Tories shovel. Or JCB digger onto them. Conservatives and their chums really don't want voters knowing useful things like how much they are being lied to and exploited by them.

08.10.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CV prism? More like human utility. Our bodies and minds must be wrung dry for their perceived gain.

Ironically, one of the degrees with the biggest paybacks in future income is economics, yet for over 45 years the Cons have disguised their understanding of it very well. Oxford PPE wankers.

1/2

08.10.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already recognised that this sort of thing would be much better solvable if I could come up with a multiple word film title, but I just couldn't think of one that was workable, and then took me a while to find and select a suitable image. Genuinely searched stuff like "playing card wearing a scarf".

08.10.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's often unused space in airports. If they hired 'em out there and I had a delay, I might be up for a bit of racing.

08.10.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First thing I read said "can handle up to 242lbs", and I thought not far off a ton. But I guess that means the weight of the... erm... driver it can take.

Turns out it's 18 lbs - about 8 Kg? Whether that's too heavy or very not bad, can't decide. I travel light.

08.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Travelocipede?
Airporter?

Ride-baggage - Raggage?
Fuggage - Fun luggage?

Is it a suits-you-case? Checkout check-in. Arrivals in style.
Fun product, funny ad, funniest comedians.

Car-ry-on carry-on. Carry on...

- I'll get back in my overhead locker now ๐Ÿ‘‰

08.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The futility of war.

Well, I could get on with life. I could make it enjoyable for myself. For others. I could do something productive. But, that's my enemy, my adversary, my nemesis right there. This_never_ends...

08.10.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love how Earth provides a spectacular cycle of rain to nourish the planet and its inhabitants, and Iโ€™m all, โ€œthis sky juice is bullshit.โ€

08.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ocean potion?

08.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A few yards away from Schiffman, Finn Cervino of Queens was defacing a poster with a Sharpie. He included a web address for a website predicting the future of AI and wrote โ€œThis is not science fiction. This is reality.โ€

โ€œWeโ€™re living in a world where you got friends that are computers โ€” thatโ€™s the dumbest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard,โ€ Cervino said. โ€œTheyโ€™re destroying the world for the dumbest invention Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life.โ€

A few yards away from Schiffman, Finn Cervino of Queens was defacing a poster with a Sharpie. He included a web address for a website predicting the future of AI and wrote โ€œThis is not science fiction. This is reality.โ€ โ€œWeโ€™re living in a world where you got friends that are computers โ€” thatโ€™s the dumbest thing Iโ€™ve ever heard,โ€ Cervino said. โ€œTheyโ€™re destroying the world for the dumbest invention Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life.โ€

gothamist.com/arts-enterta...

07.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2318    ๐Ÿ” 373    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Folks, it's happening.

We're releasing Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile this Thursday at 7 p.m.

Mark your calendars. Get excited to know even less about Jeffrey Epstein.

07.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2585    ๐Ÿ” 502    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.

We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.

All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.

07.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
Why This Essay Could Cause the University of Virginia to Shut Down How Linda McMahonโ€™s latest โ€œcompactโ€ would do deep and permanent harm to American higher education

"Academic freedom policies came from faculties, not the government. Governments are the enemies of academic freedom, not their protectors." Brilliant piece by @sivav.bsky.social about the Trump administrations' latest effort to censor universities newrepublic.com/article/2013...

07.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Quality quotes:

Maxim: โ€œgreat minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss peopleโ€

"Brilliant writers like Sylvia Plath become better known for their lives than their work: turning her into the Princess Diana of literature does neither her nor her readers any favours."

08.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white portrait photograph of a heroic world war pilot on a plain white background. Wearing goggles on his head, a light-coloured scarf and a dark bomber jacket. Body facing us, but looking off into the distance to our right with his hands in his pockets trying to remember where he parked his plane. Clue 1: "Proclaim greeting at small companion of mine."

Clue 2:
Neckwear-topcard,
Throat-warmer-top-pilot, or
Wound-boat-race, or
Lesion-visage.

Black and white portrait photograph of a heroic world war pilot on a plain white background. Wearing goggles on his head, a light-coloured scarf and a dark bomber jacket. Body facing us, but looking off into the distance to our right with his hands in his pockets trying to remember where he parked his plane. Clue 1: "Proclaim greeting at small companion of mine." Clue 2: Neckwear-topcard, Throat-warmer-top-pilot, or Wound-boat-race, or Lesion-visage.

Clue added in Alt text
"..." to extend Alt text for more clues...

08.10.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say when you want clues.

07.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope.

07.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white portrait photograph of a heroic world war pilot on a plain white background. Wearing goggles on his head, a light-coloured scarf and a dark bomber jacket. Body facing us, but looking off into the distance to our right with his hands in his pockets trying to remember where he parked his plane.

Black and white portrait photograph of a heroic world war pilot on a plain white background. Wearing goggles on his head, a light-coloured scarf and a dark bomber jacket. Body facing us, but looking off into the distance to our right with his hands in his pockets trying to remember where he parked his plane.

As threatened:

Movie, one word, two syllables.

Hope you just spot it straight away and don't spend ages trying to work it out. Naff compared to your excellent ones.

07.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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