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mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these πŸ₯°

mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these πŸ₯°

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

20.03.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18709    πŸ” 2992    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 976
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I just sell cars and love everyone!

19.03.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 22960    πŸ” 4835    πŸ’¬ 1893    πŸ“Œ 504
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Elon Musk Has Wanted the Government Shutdown Sources tell WIRED that Elon Musk has wanted a government shutdown in part because it would potentially make it easier to eliminate the jobs of hundreds of thousands of federal workers.

EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell WIRED that Elon Musk has wanted a government shutdown in part because it would potentially make it easier to eliminate the jobs of hundreds of thousands of federal workers.

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How to watch 'No Other Land' online – stream Oscar-winning Israel-Palestine documentary from anywhere An often brutal look at life under occupation on the West Bank made by a collective of Palestinian and Israeli filmmakers

*cough*VPN*cough*

www.tomsguide.com/entertainmen...

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I would suggest: Wired, the Philadelphia Inquirer, Rollingstone.

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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

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I missed Trump’s apology to Zelensky for calling him a dictator last week.

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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

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#IStandWithZelenskyy

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

Pass it on.

28.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17061    πŸ” 6374    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 445
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MAGA are mad at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit for an official White House meeting.

Meanwhile:

28.02.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 15876    πŸ” 3582    πŸ’¬ 545    πŸ“Œ 162

who told this pampered asshole he has the right to speak to anyone like this?

28.02.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 30037    πŸ” 3821    πŸ’¬ 1071    πŸ“Œ 336

The fact that most of the comment section doesn’t get that this is not real is alarming. 😳

28.02.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.

Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.

This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.

(Even better: Tesla will hate this)

27.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15601    πŸ” 3059    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 1242

Andrew Tate has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

27.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11751    πŸ” 1304    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 80

The economic black out is tomorrow. I'm participating.

27.02.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 35540    πŸ” 7009    πŸ’¬ 1657    πŸ“Œ 686
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a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it ALT: a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it

β€œStunning betrayal”

27.02.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In β€œWay of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

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Indiana Republicans Move to Ban Student IDs for Voting - Bolts The new restriction, paired with Indiana’s stringent voter ID rules, would make it much harder for many young people to vote in a state that already ranks near-last in turnout.

NEW: Indiana already has stringent voter ID rules... & the GOP is advancing a bill right now to strip university IDs from the list of options you can use.

This would make it much harder for students to vote.

At polling site at IU Bloomington, 2/3rds of voters in November used their student IDs.

26.02.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 43

Literally my first thought is β€œOh f**k, what now?” when I see it

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Measles death of unvaccinated child in Texas outbreak is 1st fatality in US in a decade An unvaccinated school-aged child in Texas has died of measles, the first associated with an outbreak that has infected more than 100 people.

This news truly breaks my heart.

We are calling on HHS to take immediate action. Secretary Kennedy needs to bring back weekly measles tracking from the CDC, rehire the health experts, and roll out a serious vaccine campaign. Our kids' safety is on the line!

abcnews.go.com/Health/1st-m...

27.02.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32397    πŸ” 9073    πŸ’¬ 1438    πŸ“Œ 458

Jack Dorsey doesn't get enough smoke for his role in the downfall of all of this and I want that to change.

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Bitch you are the government.

25.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22552    πŸ” 2300    πŸ’¬ 1183    πŸ“Œ 186

10/10, no notes. Sums up my feelings exactly

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a man says you and me both in front of a poster ALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster
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*watches Canada win in OT as an American*

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