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I have no idea what I’m doing πŸ”ž - antis, minors, and pro-generative ai, get off my lawn

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Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

01.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 15872    πŸ” 5057    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 196
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GOP Rep Exposes Real Reason for Trump’s War Donald Trump’s Republican foe believes the president’s military operation in Iran has ulterior motives. Rep. Thomas Massie issued a pointed reminder on Sunday that war won’t distract him from his push...

β€œPSA: BOMBING A COUNTRY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE WON’T MAKE THE EPSTEIN FILES GO AWAY ...
any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.”
~ Thomas Massie, the Kentucky libertarian

02.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4101    πŸ” 1226    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 52

Everytime the media shows footage of "government supporters" in Iran it's *men only.

When they show protesters it's large mixed crowds

I know whose side I'm on.

02.03.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Centaur Soap gathering flowers to court a special someone 🌸
✧ #johnsoapmactavish #centaur

14.01.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 1
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Soap " I met a handsome man over the valley today."
Gaz "How did you know he was handsome?"
Soap "He sounded handsome and his snakes like me to-"
Gaz "SNAKES!?!?"
#Ghostsoap 🐍

15.01.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
These fuckers set up a Bsk account! Block ICE

These fuckers set up a Bsk account! Block ICE

Armchair Activist Activate! Go Block/ Report the new ICE account.

Armchair Activist Activate! Go Block/ Report the new ICE account.

Spam in the Gears! ICE has set up a Bsk account. Block/ Report them.

Spam in the Gears! ICE has set up a Bsk account. Block/ Report them.

🚨🚨Spam in the Gears🚨🚨

#FuckICE ICE has launched a Bsk account. We gotta keep our neighborhoods ice free so go block and report them.

12.01.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

#AltCitizen assignment y’all 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

12.01.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: 

The History of the January 1 Birthday
The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.

a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

01.01.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3641    πŸ” 1190    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 86

by the standards of real nerds I'm only "aw he's trying" at computers but by the standards of my coworkers in healthcare I am a god among men

my secret trick is to read the instructions on the screen and do what they say

17.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

RFK Jr. has cancelled federal grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics, claiming the work they fund β€œno longer aligns with departmental priorities.” Those grants weren’t about ideology.

18.12.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1732    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 53
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The IRS Clock Keeps Ticking Despite Staff Shortages and Backlogs Opinion: As IRS operations continue to recover from the shutdown, taxpayers should stay vigilant to track any pending matters to protect against expiring deadlines and potential errors.

If you are planning on massive refunds from that BBBoondoggle.

YOU NEED TO FULLY STAFF THE IRS!

I am telling you it won't happen like he was screaming about last night. Expect massive delays.

#IRS
#Feds

18.12.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

09.12.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13864    πŸ” 3938    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 194
Obito and Kakashi disguised as Tobi and Sukea in an alley. Sukea is hugging Tobi close as Tobi slots between his legs, pushing into Sukea.

Obito and Kakashi disguised as Tobi and Sukea in an alley. Sukea is hugging Tobi close as Tobi slots between his legs, pushing into Sukea.

#kinktober Day 20: Dubcon

the inherent dubcon of both of you are lying about your identity πŸ™

#NSFW #ObiKaka #γ‚ͺビカカ

22.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

06.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 38712    πŸ” 7480    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 300

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

06.12.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7406    πŸ” 1199    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 16
β€œThank you all for all of your kind words. When I first started to speak at the meeting today, I had no idea what the reaction was going to be. I am no hero. I am just one of the many public health scientists at CDC who happens to have been entrusted with a leadership role and the platform to be able to put words to what we were all thinking.

The real credit (and the cookies) should go to the teams in the Division of Viral Hepatitis, Immunization Safety Office (DHQP), Immunization Services Division, and NCIRD OD who did the real work that led up to today. If you want to do something to recognize the hard work that went into making it possible for me to stand up this week and advocate for our children, do something for those groups, or better yet, do something for the unsung heroes you work with every day. They deserve the acclamation as much or more than I do.”

β€œThank you all for all of your kind words. When I first started to speak at the meeting today, I had no idea what the reaction was going to be. I am no hero. I am just one of the many public health scientists at CDC who happens to have been entrusted with a leadership role and the platform to be able to put words to what we were all thinking. The real credit (and the cookies) should go to the teams in the Division of Viral Hepatitis, Immunization Safety Office (DHQP), Immunization Services Division, and NCIRD OD who did the real work that led up to today. If you want to do something to recognize the hard work that went into making it possible for me to stand up this week and advocate for our children, do something for those groups, or better yet, do something for the unsung heroes you work with every day. They deserve the acclamation as much or more than I do.”

We are leaving you tonight we words from Adam Langer aka our fav CDC hero who went toe to toe with ACIP today. πŸ’ͺ

06.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 524    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Uber needs to sue them

29.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spread the Word

I simply cannot with this.
The r-word is a demoralizing slur that should NEVER be used as an insult. Trump did it yesterday and plenty of otherwise tolerant blue accounts jumped on board using it to describe Trump instead.
Take the pledge below to stop using the r-word. It is wholly unacceptable.

28.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 15
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a β€˜fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.

November 24, 2025"

Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a β€˜fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

29.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13519    πŸ” 1738    πŸ’¬ 305    πŸ“Œ 135
Iashishranjann on Twitter writes: "i’m so fuckin middle class that i used to think H&M and zara is a luxury brand"

The tweet generated a long discussion on Twitter about how this person is not actually middle-class.

Iashishranjann on Twitter writes: "i’m so fuckin middle class that i used to think H&M and zara is a luxury brand" The tweet generated a long discussion on Twitter about how this person is not actually middle-class.

this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house

29.11.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7869    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 37

So we are thinking bombing a close ally.

Cool, cool!

Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?

17.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from Paul (@SkylineReport) reads:
β€œICE dragged the country through a full-blown panic just to spit out 16 cases. Sixteen. That’s a joke, a wet firecracker, an insult to everyone they terrorised.
Meanwhile Trump has shoved thousands of actual criminals back onto the streets with his clown-car pardons. Forget 16. His body count of offenders not behind bars anymore is in the thousands.”
He’s quote-tweeting CBS News (@CBSNews), which wrote:
β€œOnly 16 of over 600 detained by ICE in Chicago area have criminal histories, records show.”

A tweet from Paul (@SkylineReport) reads: β€œICE dragged the country through a full-blown panic just to spit out 16 cases. Sixteen. That’s a joke, a wet firecracker, an insult to everyone they terrorised. Meanwhile Trump has shoved thousands of actual criminals back onto the streets with his clown-car pardons. Forget 16. His body count of offenders not behind bars anymore is in the thousands.” He’s quote-tweeting CBS News (@CBSNews), which wrote: β€œOnly 16 of over 600 detained by ICE in Chicago area have criminal histories, records show.”

The numbers tell the story.

17.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2475    πŸ” 684    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 20
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Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula, November 2025 Details on an outbreak of infant botulism linked to infant formula, November 2025.

Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled.

Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses.

TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!

17.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

This man is void of all intelligence.

He is not a economist, a Finance grad, even a peraon who worked in a bank.

He is a political science grad and a former Soros hedge fund employee, who lucked out and developed Epstein like friends.

Oh and his family is rich, so he is a nepo baby.

16.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
A farm worker harvesting wine grapes

A farm worker harvesting wine grapes

"Martin" works harvesting grapes in Soledad, CA. "We start work at 2 a.m. and we don't leave until 9 a.m. It's difficult as part of my work is at night where we don't see as clearly and it is very cool with temps in the high 40s." #WeFeedYou

16.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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'A Slap in the Face': Federal Employees Feel Betrayed by Democrats' Shutdown Cave "I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something."

www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th...

11.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

If you’re wondering, this is exactly how we federal workers feel

We’ve been fighting for this country since Jan 20th. Leadership needs to fight too

"We went into this shutdown knowing we would suffer but it would be worth it for the country. This deal is a slap in the face to every federal worker"

11.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6
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Alpha Star Magazine: Sci-Fi Resources for your D&D games! Introducing Alpha Star Magazine! The quarterly magazine with sci-fi content compatible with the core D&D 5E and Level Up: Advanced 5E.

Proud to be the 53rd backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Alpha Star Magazine: Sci-Fi Resources for your D&D games!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...

11.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haunted Armour Ghost! πŸ–€ full nsfw art on Patreon βš”οΈ
✧ #ghoap #soapghost

22.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1