Paul/ABW

I am a thousand yard stare given human form. A wheeze of dread made flesh.

You should have engaged with him for hours. A ritualistic death spiral of online discourse where everybody winds up angry and nobody learns anything. Or just block em yeah

just a peak of what's going on in Ole Miss. just fascinating to see how much racism by counterprotesters is ignored by media and college admin when taking about "safety" on campus

i am pushing 40 years old and the amount "liberal" millennials and genx people on here adopting the same "these naive youngsters don't know anything" mindset they were up against 20 years ago is sad to see. a rapid boomerfication of tens of millions of people. absolutely embarrassing.

I am this way but I made it so my partner's texts ding. But only his. Fuck the rest of ya

There is something so uniquely American about watching lawmakers finally get off their asses to do something and it's always the wrong thing. Like just falling over each other to out-shitlord the guy next to them.

the cardinal rule of american politics at the moment is that israel gets to massacre as many people as they want and anyone who disagrees is a totalitarian antisemite

Nice boy but he's a few cubits short of a Goliath

Weird fascist man only thinks in weird fascist ideascapes where people only do things because they're forced to

There are two jokes from Garfield and Friends that have stuck with me for decades. 1. Wyoming isn't real 2. the sit test...the grosser a food item is to sit on it, the unhealthier it is for you to eat.

I will remember these dumb jokes until my deathbed.

Curing one kind of cancer = saves countless lives but also so boring. Proving I am better than god by beating him at his own game = hell yeah brother

Maybe all the cursed objects in history were just poorly made ones.

I'm sorry that was mean but I couldn't resist

You're not my favorite

I actually stumbled on one of these a few years ago by accident. I was confused but also delighted.

This has some real "mother says it's my turn to beat the servants" energy to it.

When I was a kid I went to the zoo and there was this monkey up high in a tree in the enclosure, like at least 20 or 30 feet and it pissed the most orange-ish stream of piss I ever saw, just arcing from like 20 feet in the air. A thing of beauty I will never forget.

I may be in the hater camp, but I kind of despise the 24/7 title thing. Same with the old "hardcore" title. It's not necessarily a bad thing on the surface, but titles with stips like that just seem to bring out the absolute worst tendencies in creative.

Also the neck tattoo

I dunno, I just kind of stare at a bunch of people who want to look me in the eye and tell me they support wrestlers and wrestling and that's why they're content and happy to pay $20 to see two men wail on each other with razor blades in a gym in Kentucky. Like I'm not. Get paid.

Wrestling is its own thing though. Like these guys are busting their asses, literally and figuratively, driving all over god's creation to get a gig in a VFW in Moo Mesa, Oklahoma, for minimal pay. And if most of them were honest, they'd probably tell you they'd take that good WWE gig.

You're about to be eatin good in the wrong neighboorhood motherfucker

I'm not sure I have it in me to sit through a nine hour porno. We'll find out I guess.

I like your doodles. They're nice.

Points for.....just coming out and saying it I guess. Not a lot of points, just like one or....one. Yeah just one point. With a * next to it.

Well there's a memory unlocked

Thanks! I love Cerebus. Dave Sim is....you know. Dave Sim. But big fan of the comic from way back when.

Really pretty blonde lady actor. As far as I can tell, she's done nothing wrong. It's more the weird freaks obsessing over her that's the problem I suppose.

One of my early shocks as a young comic reader was getting the old collections of the golden age comics and seeing just how incredibly different they were. I came to enjoy and appreciate most of it, but

By Krypton, it's six in the morning and these loafers are just now getting out of bed. Perhaps the yellow sun of this world makes them lazy