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desolationlesbian Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, "over" honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

Me lembrou a clássica piada do cara na entrevista de emprego:

- Como você é com contas?
- Extremamente rápido.
- Quanto é 238 vezes 582?

O cara responde imediatamente:
- 230552.

O entrevistador usa uma calculadora.
- Você está completamente errado.
- Sim, mas foi rápido.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL

5 years old with PTSD, may everyone responsible burn forever

Screenshot from Tumblr User hatingongodot: “In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“ LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy User Shitacademicswrite: i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation! Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

Bah hoje cutuquei as raizes dos problemas causados pelo moralismo cristão, homofobia e racismo dentro da minha família e meus amigos……… estou em shok com os resultados

Mongolia's Winter Olympic kits are absolutely gorgeous, I'm obsessed!!

Precisava fazer esse

Nós

The Day After Tomorrow movie poster but it reads "Today."

tothechaos on tumblr: "going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace" self-replies with the soldier shopped into the produce section of a very bougie supermarket: "$12.95 for 8.50z of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

Little old lady using a walker, her shirt edited into the star spangled banner: "I'm the land of the free!" her caretaker, a young girl with curly brown hair: "Sure, America, let's get you to bed."

Finalmente saindo do trabalho e indo ver minha novelinha (heated rivalry)

isometric pixel art depicting a cozy house interior and small vegetable garden, with a short-haired character inside

pixel art game mockup depicting a boss battle with a giant gorilla-like creature

pixel art props for the snow area of Relic Hunters: Rebels

heyo #portfolioday

i'm chu from brazil and i enjoy organizing tiny squares into cool environments and props

lindleland on tumblr: ""save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back"

Imagina ser o homem mais saboroso do Brasil e ainda premiado em cannes e no globo de ouro??

Lanharia fodase

Dr. Ellie Lockhart (@BootlegGirl) on twitter: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that"

Pena que foi leve

A gente começa a perder disputas simbólicas já na escolha de palavras, então acho importante frisar: ninguém imaginou nada.

Imaginação significa formar uma representação mental, subjetiva. Escrever um prompt e conferir o resultado é o exato oposto de imaginar. Não podemos abrir mão disso.

Mais corajoso do que a Europa toda

Te amo mãe mais uma vez obrigado por tudo