Cera (pronounced like the famous Canadian Michael)

That being said, fuck those signs.

I lived in an apartment that had a no panhandling sign, the entire time I was there I never cooked with the stove.

I frequently go into an Ashley Graham/Mousehly voice to call for Serin.

Requiem Monolith Two and a black Artifact Tap: Until end of turn, target creature gains “Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you draw that many cards and lose that much life.” That creature’s controller may have this artifact deal 1 damage to it. Activate only as a sorcery.

this will absolutely fucking kill you but you'll have a great time. 😃

This is absolutely beautiful. Elspeth don't play when it comes to Trans Rights. She will cut you up with a smirk. Bid on it here event.auctria.com/bd2d4cc2-fc1...

Yooo, love that top and you look great as always

That with Orbital Laser is the FUNNIEST thing ever from this set imo lol

On that note:

Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.

Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.

Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo

Hey, do you want more trans books? Of course you do! You're a person of taste and refinement

This was while fighting eep off during a particularly strong reaction to Gabapentin, but also VERY true.

I'm hoping for a rare Cena AA botch.

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Sharks are puppies yeah? So sharkgirls are just the beach puppygirls right?

an illustration of gerard way from my chemical romance being stabbed in the chest by a clown. flames are coming up from the bottom of the piece, and blood is flowing down from around the knife. at the bottom is the letters "mcr" written in keposhka.

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THIS TRAGIC AFFAIR 🩸 #mcr #mychemicalromance #art

Male crested gecko in bisexual lighting.

Me on gabapentin

just hit the Pen now lemme Teller how i feel

Took apart my Yoshimaru and Atraxa decks and now I have like $300 of cards to figure out if I'm gonna use it.

Slightly north of the border and same

I might have some expensive magic cards, but if I care about someone I'll just let them use/have em. It's not about the money with cards, it's the memories. Every deck I build has cards that means something to me from people that mean a lot to me.

Posted before I saw the CDC stuff. Fuck.

Ronald Ratkey loses his lawsuit he filed. AI bros about to get sued into the sun for scraping authors works. More CEOs getting got. Maybe humanity is starting to heal.

i don't even want to see screenshots of chatgpt or whatever being bad at things, stop voluntarily using it for anythingggg you are just a number in their proof-of-use argument

The polycule mandated can of Canada Dry

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We could all use a little groove outside the carbonite of contemporary life

Please enjoy pre-Disney Star Wars at its fullest level of self-actualization

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To the queer person working at London Drugs that paused before just saying "a convention" to us, I'm pretty sure I know what kind and you are cool fam

Challenge for an RE1R speed runner, try and beat the game on hard with all zombies replaced by Lisa Trevor and crimson heads replaced by her with a 5% movement speed increase.

Bonus if it's a randomizer.

I thought they were trying to stop it from coming "through Canada?"

Doing the Mousehley voice a lot and annoying the house with it.