snack lotus

thank god for freddie freeman, fire blake treinen into the sun

Sokrates is Just Asking Questions - Commander (Sokrates, Athenian Teacher) A deck created using Moxfield.

council of four!!! my fucking GUY. might be able to pull stuff from my old sokrates list: moxfield.com/decks/EYaLpP...

also lol joreal, i JUST tweaked my Duskana deck to go full vanilla: moxfield.com/decks/bNewpo...

eric i would love to brainstorm with you, i love nothing more than brainstorming nonsense commander shit

then selesnya then orzhov

unfortunately it's azorius

i can see why two is cool but what do you do with the third one

no

absolutely

this is a really good post fuck you guys

depends on the penis

you’re not getting it. it’s not cocking to you. it’s not cocking to you that i’m standing on penis, is it?

Hell yeah mariners, the only team i wouldn’t mind the dodgers lose to

i have to replace my sleeping mouth guards like every three weeks cuz i bite through them

Under Falling Skies is an absolute triumph of perfectly tuned mechanics. it’s space invaders with XCOM base management, which is already a hell of a pitch.

but every single game comes down to the wire. every win happens just in the nick of time, every loss can be traced back to a crucial mistake

one time when i was doing the 3-7am shift i accidentally let a "fuck" out over the radio. the guy who actually runs Alternative Tentacles was next and when he walked in he asked who Lemuria was and then told me to hide for a few days

look at this reddit ass mother fucker, this coward fuck. i hope we learn your name and i hope your life is a miserable hell for eternity alongside with all the rest of your fascist thug brethren

the answer is "whole grilled onion", just a slice of onion fresh off the griddle

Quest 64

Important Update:
Quest 64

i've been to culvers! it rocks!

if you hate in n out your bloodline is weak

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Palm Island is a game played entirely, uh, in the palm of your hand. incredibly clever mechanic using each card as both a resource and a place to spend said resources.

it’s a high score game that comes with two decks for co-op or competitive play too!

great train game!

this sucks big dog

"a try hard f*ggot" is such a good bio

sorry, tenbux

you used to be able to pay Something Awful ten bucks to change another user’s bio to whatever you wanted, in case Bluesky is looking for a path to profitability

the bi one was one of the most unhinged seasons of television i have ever seen

I’ve been playing a lot of solo tabletop games and have found it extremely satisfying, especially some roll and write stuff!!! but also some cool card games

i take it all back, 20 Strong: Solar Sentinels rocks super hard and i've only won a single time out of 8 games. really dope risk/reward system. i have some new decks on the way, excited to learn new stuff!

the art remains stunning

just ate a huge sandwich dare me to drive