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Gentleman octopus

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Neurodivergent ADHD geek, Sometimes an octopus sometimes a slime monster always weird. overly friendly, overly chatty, I act like I belong here. he/him

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RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 3297    🔁 2334    💬 28    📌 20

Thank you, I don't mean to sound whiney, I've been using live since I was 17 and now I'm in my 30s, never had the stability to jump to PC and the friends I made through gaming are almost all still console locked too, feels like the end is rapidly approaching with no way to stop it

04.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honest answer as a long time Xbox user, I expect them to make every part of what used to be a great experience crappy and overpriced until the day I just give up and buy the cheapest gaming PC I can afford

04.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I appreciate the idea of a good morning but can I go back to bed

04.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea" 

buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"

top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea" buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

02.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 3732    🔁 946    💬 44    📌 38

Good lord that sounds awful, fwiw I'm glad you survived and thrived to filth up timelines near and far and generally be a pretty cool person

01.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not said no

26.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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26.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm with sicko, I'll wait till it drops somewhere full of less ick

26.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Wikipedia entry was more than enough for me, no thank you

26.02.2026 07:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I swear there was a reference to one of the movies in a recent game but now I can't remember either

26.02.2026 07:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sony: Guys the chicken is basically flat at this point should I keep going?

25.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey @xbox.com why was I communications banned for posting "ltb 4 unyielding mods" in your fallout 76 lfg? The lfg that used as a legitimate place to set up legal in game trades?

24.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But at the same time I'm also nobody and I'd love some of my friends opinions to be heard and implemented because I would just like matches to last a little bit longer so as a killer I have a bit of breathing room

24.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The signal to noise ratio has got to be awful when it comes to player input, so I'm a little bit in agreement there are some big figures in the community I think should have a direct say in what's going on because they've proven they can be fair and objective

24.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That will go great with my little song about people going in the hook

24.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One thing really working against DBD here is that the end result of toxic behavior, trolling, or genuinely bad decisions during a match all look alike

24.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice job, I did the same project but went killer first

24.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol I've seen that person too!

22.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn't realize he was from Illinois. One of ours

22.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not sure I ever noticed that, but I'll have to keep my eye out, Im kind of an re6 contrarian in that I enjoyed Leon's campaign the least

22.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one moment at the beginning where you breach a door only for there to be a camera guy and reporter did a lot to set the scene, this is normal now

21.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's also approximately a quadrillion polite ways ways to say "met his end", "was done in", "ceased to be", "his heart stopped beating", "took the final step over the precipice" etc. etc. The sheer laziness makes it 10x more insulting.

21.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 57    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 0

They are kinda the participation trophy of the boomer shooter revival

21.02.2026 11:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's like a cycle now, game gets popular, dev does something controversial most players don't hear about, game gets shit on, people yell how can you play that game

21.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's never a bad thing

21.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah small doses probably wouldn't be to bad, I can't do marathon sessions of any multiplayer games people take seriously any more

21.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The math checks out there, I should really get back in to overwatch lol, been out of it for a while since 2 didn't do it for me

Also do I detect another slightly revised tier list lol

20.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm pretty sure your right and rein either had or has a wife, as for hog I never put to much thought in to his sexuality because I kinda looked at him like sarge from red vs blue, his boner is for murder

Also I'm a tank main at heart,

20.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reinhardt and road hog

20.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0