Jack o lantern

I tried a thing.
#hashslingingslasher

The mirrors in this new gym suck. I forgot to be posting lol here’s to October.

Back rollers are the greatest invention of our time.

Let’s go, Thursday.

Respect to those who got here first.

The orange are more cute because they are mesh lol

I’m so old I had to Google what that means haha but glad I made you laugh. 😝

Cyber trucks are so ugly I can’t even be mad at the fact that they support elon. lol

Thank you. I’m getting better with age. 😆

Omg I just rolled the best j***t I’ve rolled in years. 😭

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek but no one's looking for you

They are after your sweet blood haha and the THC. 🤣

Omg I look like a crazy person if I’m being bitten my mosquitoes lol

Two clingy dogs on their owners scrawny arm.

I can never enjoy my shows without these two needy little doggies.

Who’s dick do I need to suck, to suck some dick around here?

I’m sweating right now as I’m writing this to you. 🥵🥵🥵

Oh ya I forgot you live in in Chicago. Haha then yes enjoy every minute of it! It’s hot and sunny all year long in Texas.

Wow you are addicted to the Beach 🤣

Time for what? Lol

i was a sailor and now i’m a boat

I just saw what’s between your fingers haha I just got home from work and rolling me up one now. 🤣

I’m setting the record gay

Man do I like to suck on some nice nipples. 😝

You forgot TGIF 😛

A rainbow light coming out of a heart-shaped red locket with the text “guess what bitch I love you”

Good morning, Bluesky

@allthebloomfs

If you put a bandaid on a fart, does it make it go away.

I’m not the same person I was when we last talked; I am my most authentic self and I’m never going back.
#adelante