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a woman in a purple hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt holding a baseball glove .. ALT: a woman in a purple hat is standing next to a man in a white shirt holding a baseball glove ..

How actions indicate character:

Kit, a pitcher, ducks as she's used to line drives coming back at her

Marla, a middle infielder, plants herself to field the ball

Dottie, a catcher, catches the ball

08.12.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 14

did i randomly grab some slices of pizza in a bar that happened to be doing karaoke and sing limp bizkit’s β€œmy way?” yes i did

06.12.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3488    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 11
Building with parking underneath

Building with parking underneath

Found a dingbat building in Salt Lake. Pretty cool.

06.12.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

He’s such a cheap date

05.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Toenails, attacks and duct tape: flight attendant reveals passenger nightmares Police guarding planes, toenails on tray tables and a 400 per cent rise in unruly passenger incidents. Cabin crew say their job has become unbearable

Police guarding planes, toenails on tray tables and a 400 per cent rise in unruly passenger incidents. Cabin crew say their job has become unbearable

05.12.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:

05.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8438    πŸ” 1624    πŸ’¬ 415    πŸ“Œ 70

I threw out my back April '24 waving bye to my kids in the school drop off line. Had to go to PT to fix it. Peak levels of embarrassment.

04.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus please protect me…

I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in

04.12.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9

i was up in that theater like... "if this is who hoodoo sending... the Christians don't have a chance"

01.12.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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My favorite flowers! 🌱

01.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Legal Attack on Superblock Barcelona - City Lab Barcelona In this blog post, I attempt to unpack what this court ruling is about, the legal arguments, and who is behind it. Did the city really do something wrong?Β  What will happen to the Consell de Cent proj...

Heard this one? The City of Barcelona traded 3 lanes of vehicle traffic for an exceptional 4.7km green pedestrian corridor in the heart of the Eixample grid. Businesses sued, & eventually won in court. Then they admitted that they actually like the change.

Streets for people are good for business.

30.11.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
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30.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

30.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17769    πŸ” 2210    πŸ’¬ 608    πŸ“Œ 190

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

27.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3205    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 9
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke What the Georgia representative learned in Washington

MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.

She got the joke.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

26.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7480    πŸ” 2054    πŸ’¬ 358    πŸ“Œ 127

Witchcraft

25.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Batman should be written like he's Sherlock-Holmes-with-ninja-skills, not Tony-Stark-with-daddy-issues.

22.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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22.11.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

That’s my fault … cause i be folding

21.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

So much of MAGA politics seems like dark Freudian family dramas.

Some people will destroy a country before they go into therapy.

21.11.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

19.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8077    πŸ” 1373    πŸ’¬ 462    πŸ“Œ 706

I won’t get into my business but I will say that I have told men in my life for years that they need yoga and pilates more than we do. I say it doubly hard to Black men. Folks don’t listen.

21.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as β€œpotentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.

Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

21.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10910    πŸ” 2637    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 216

β€œSale of the year 20% off”

The money will remain in my pocket… until morale improves

21.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Religion is what you do with it.

20.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

The President called for the murder of Congressional Democrats.

Congressional Democrats should call for his immediate removal or resignation.

Congressional Republicans should condemn his statements and call for him to recant them.

It's the very least they should be doing!

20.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9933    πŸ” 2526    πŸ’¬ 416    πŸ“Œ 157

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark β€” and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

20.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10461    πŸ” 3969    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 81
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There is not a single person on team TACO who isn’t using our taxes as their personal slush fund.

19.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

Sex. They want sex robots.

19.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

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