Anton Tweedale

Paddington the Musical better have Amanda from Real Housewives of London at their Press Night

I can’t help but feel like ‘Squidgy Snouts’ are a massive slap in the face to those of us who’ve been campaigning* for M&S to bring back Percy Pig Rosy Noses

*tweeted about it once seven years ago

a woman with red hair is wearing a yellow dress ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a yellow dress

I can’t remember the point where I changed from watching Bridgerton ironically to allowing it to consume my every waking thought

I’m 90% sure Dua Lipa sings a lyric about Madam Morrible in the chorus of Training Season and it makes perfect sense to me

I just got a bit teary thinking about the renaissance of Lindsay Lohan (the Lohanaissance) so you could say that I’m doing really well

The gay-gasp I gay-gasped when I saw @melanielynskey.bsky.social was in this episode of Poker Face. A True Directions reunion!

It’s a summer of weddings (five in total) and as an actor that translates to being asked by total strangers to list your credits at least ten times per wedding. Two weddings left and I might just bring a print-out of my cv as a time-saving device.

Screenshotted because I felt for sure Spelling Bee wasn’t going to allow ‘nonce’ but not only did they allow it, they approved of it!

Spelling Bee has taken a day off from persecuting me to go after the Offie Awards. Such a toxic game.

Went to see Evita last week and was completely blown away by Rachel Zegler’s performance. I need a cast recording immediately.

Why do I keep getting this DM?? Am I an inspiring female entrepreneur without realising it…?

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Not enough people talk about how much Charlotte Ritchie looks like Margot Kidder

NYT Spelling Bee just out there trying to ruin my life

FAO @ianhallard.co.uk

La Isla Bonita (and Open Your Heart)

Just saw some travel influencer on Instagram describe Covent Garden as a ‘super underrated neighbourhood of London’

Is there a way to let Instagram know that nobody will ever post a ‘Thread’ I might like?

Rewatching Final Destination 3 and just realised the guy who’s SUPER PUMPED to get this roller coaster going (he even starts a cute chant) is Dustin Milligan of Schitt’s Creek / Hot Frosty fame

I was too young to recognise a Stephen King cameo when I first saw this! Much watch again!

This would have perked Blonde up no end

NYT Games App shockingly on the wrong side in the war on woke. Shameful.

Randomly had some likes on a tweet from three years ago. Barry Keoghan should hold a press conference from the Sir Ringo Starr Room…

Me crouching next to an Nyala that definitely wants to be friends with me

A selfie with a buffalo that is eager to be besties

A selfie with a giraffe who’s trying to play it cool but definitely knows we’re going to be BFFs

Been making some new friends on safari.

The Wordle Bot congratulates me through gritted teeth, saying ‘You got it! With eight words still to choose from, this was a bit of a lucky guess’

The Wordle Bot is SO bitter that I solved today’s puzzle in 2 guesses while it took 4

Have spent the past few weeks on board the beautiful Belmond British Pullman performing a murder mystery to make Agatha proud with a delectably nefarious bunch. One Way Ticket runs until October.

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📸 Rich Davenport

People say Duolingo is needy but Netflix can be just as clingy. I’ll finish watching Stath Lets Flats some other time, alright??

Doing a medical roleplay today and have decided to knock ten years off my age and I’m feeling great about myself. Might keep shaving years off as the day progresses…

This was a frustrating start to the day

Wordle 1,366 3/6

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