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On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
โ€œThe Worst Charity Streamโ€

For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour

There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.

Money raised will be in aid of Palestine

www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...

03.12.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2230    ๐Ÿ” 695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Itโ€™s wild how thereโ€™s several different videos of several different establishment democrats giving public talks where they say โ€œitโ€™s a shame young people can see videos of war crimes online because theyโ€™re missing the context behind the war crimesโ€

02.12.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1611    ๐Ÿ” 404    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

LMAO???????

02.12.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 947    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€Gazassa vallitsee sinnikkyys, hellyys ja uudelleensyntyminenโ€ Kriittisessรค Galleriassa Turussa avataan joulukuussa taidenรคyttely The Real Gaza. Nรคyttelyn kuraattori on Suomessa asuva palestiinalainen kirjailija ja toimittaja Randa Al-Dawoudi. Tammi julkaisee Al-...

๐Ÿ“ข Gazan taide kertoo selviytymisestรค ja muistista.
๐Ÿ“– Lue juttu Tiedonantajasta. tiedonantaja.fi/gazassa-vall...

#Kulttuuri #Taide #Gaza #Tiedonantaja
Tiedonantajan somejuttu 2.12.2025. Teksti: JP (Juha-Pekka) Vรคisรคnen. Kuva: Sohail Salem.

02.12.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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incredible thumbnail

30.11.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bad news everyone.

I'm a published author.

28.11.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2733    ๐Ÿ” 285    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

the literal only reason i remember going at all is because at some point i got really worked up telling my dad who was calling the movie by its english title that Actually we went to see "aarreplaneetta", not some "treasure planet" horsepiss

28.11.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mfw i got to see this in theaters but have no memory of the experience on account of i was 6

28.11.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that

28.11.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 814    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mfw every song ever is basically just note go up, note go down

26.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(extremely guy who can't read sheet music and can't play an instrument but has watched a few hours of music theory videos on youtube voice) damn this composing shit is easy

26.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

26.11.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2108    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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im gonna piss my fucking pants

25.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

25.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7059    ๐Ÿ” 890    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
A photo of someone taking a frozen turkey out of a fridge with a caption that says "I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to fuck the frozen turkey."

A photo of someone taking a frozen turkey out of a fridge with a caption that says "I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to fuck the frozen turkey."

there's still time y'all

27.11.2024 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1091    ๐Ÿ” 572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

(treatposting) eating the most perfectly juicy clementine rn. succulent

25.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fixed*

24.11.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trained king halo for virgo cup bc i like her and then maruzen and oguri bc they're meta and king's still the one who wons most consistently. the oshi meta is real

23.11.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths

2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

22.11.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7567    ๐Ÿ” 1959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
Dear You - ๆกƒ้Ÿณใƒขใƒข (UTAU ใ‚ซใƒใƒผ)
YouTube video by scaldcrowe Dear You - ๆกƒ้Ÿณใƒขใƒข (UTAU ใ‚ซใƒใƒผ)

a second utau cover has hit my youtube channel, i'm afraid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaT...

23.11.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Ernest Cline poem compilation
YouTube video by Madeline Woof The Ernest Cline poem compilation

his other poetry is pretty ass, too

youtu.be/tXGK64DxCzs?...

22.11.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tumblr post from telltaletypist: "one particularly sinister way that cop shows use propaganda is portraying defense lawyers as sleazy, opportunistic scumbags for committing the heinous sin of making sure their clients' rights aren't trampled over. cop shows are designed to make you hate your own rights and perpetuate the disgusting idea that only the guilty would try to defend themselves."

A tumblr post from telltaletypist: "one particularly sinister way that cop shows use propaganda is portraying defense lawyers as sleazy, opportunistic scumbags for committing the heinous sin of making sure their clients' rights aren't trampled over. cop shows are designed to make you hate your own rights and perpetuate the disgusting idea that only the guilty would try to defend themselves."

Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum

(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)

22.11.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2440    ๐Ÿ” 896    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

aight so the meat of this comp's still JP-only but Sting is localising Baroque Shooting & Become a Meta-Being: they'll both be out digitally worldwide on December 17

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

20.11.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time

21.11.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4322    ๐Ÿ” 1547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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์•„๋น ๋ฅผ ๋˜‘๋‹ฎ์Œ

17.11.2024 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1142    ๐Ÿ” 684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

okay sorry i try to not look at or think about ffxiv drama from the other evil site because it is exhausting and i simply do not care but someone calling the girl that was edating 8 guys at the same time "boyfriend limit cut" is too fucking funny to not post about here

17.11.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 774    ๐Ÿ” 329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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putting DMC the Netflix up for 'best adaptation' and not Sonic 3

17.11.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 313    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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