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they say that these are not the best of times, but they’re the only times i’ve ever known

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remember when people cared about Spotify Wrapped

03.12.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

november was a wild month. the olivia nuzzi/ryan lizza/mark sanford/rfk jr disgusting-ness. bisexual trump. lil jon on the macy’s parade. just a lot happening.

01.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“lil jon is doing “turn down for what” on the toys r us float” is not a sentence i expected to say ever.

27.11.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On The Prodigal Son, Marjorie Taylor Greene, And "I Told You So" I haven’t retained much from Catholic school, other than being told I was going to Hell for pretty much anything I did, but I do at least remember the parable of the prodigal son.

if olivia nuzzi can be a terrible writer and still get paid for it, so can i. i do draw the line at mark sanford and rfk jr, however. substack.com/@maggiecmcke...

19.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this tracks tbh.

18.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

forget whoever olivia nuzzi slept with, it still didn’t make her a good writer.

18.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

society if trump had let himself queen out instead of embracing fascism

14.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Long Walk Home Reflections on a terrible, awful, no-good, very bad 2025 so far.

last night was a good night. election night 2024 sucked. so, a year later, i wrote about it. maggiecmckenna.substack.com/p/the-long-w...

05.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yeah no fucking shit

03.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the selzer poll was released a year ago today when I was on a bus on the way back from canvassing in Johnstown, PA. i have lived a thousand lives since then.

02.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life

i’m gonna kms www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/

29.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the hardest part of the last year has been accepting that I’m not the same person I was on the morning of November 5

27.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tbh I love the idea that she’s not running in 2028 and this is all an elaborate plan to ruin Gavin’s chances

27.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy electric “nebraska” release day to all who celebrate!

24.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

another solo acoustic tour when

22.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO GODDAMMIT

21.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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does antifa do direct deposit or will they mail me my check

18.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every millennial i know (including me!) has gotten progressively more left as we’ve aged so voters should probably be ready for more of this.

16.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait til you hear what Trump said about…everyone. or what republicans said about hitler just this week. or what DOGE said about POCs.

16.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he says he’s fat and he’s obsessed with dying, dude needs lexapro

14.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

once he starts talking about Napoleon then we’ll know it’s over

12.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i went to kamala’s book tour thing last night and it has triggered a whole professional/identity crisis in me that i already knew i didn’t have a handle on but now i know i really don’t have a handle on.

10.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

turns out my friends/family between 35-50 reeeeeally like being publicly messy about their exes

09.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being part of the first generation to watch relationships start, evolve and then devolve all over social media is fascinating.

09.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my SIL’s cope for her new album not being good is “it’s brilliant in that it’s bad, not everything has to be amazing” like what??

07.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the level of cult-like adoration that Taylor Jong-Un inspires in her fans is still so fascinating to me.

07.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

like wtfffff did they get secretly married??

04.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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what is actually happening

04.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah as soon as the article came out that the split was his idea, i told my BFF that he already has a sidepiece. men don’t voluntarily leave unless they have a guarantee.

30.09.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this country is not worth saving 😩

30.09.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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