CareytheSixth

Absolutely not.

I accidentally ordered black toothbrush heads for my white toothbrush.

Autism brain: The parts don't match. The parts don't match. OMG THE PARTS DON'T MATCH THROW IT AWAY!

ADHD brain: Space Ghost toothbrush!!!!

The cats are absolutely not ready for this Papa on a Pew bullshit.

Boooooooo!!!!

I have to move in April and it's making me a mess. I knew I was only going to be in my apartment for 2 years so a lot of my shit is still boxed up.

Who is taking pictures of me without my permission?!!!

Not a care in the world.

Marie is definitely not cuddling with me right now. This is also not snugz. Laying on my legs was just the most convenient thing for her to do.

Both of these things. If any of the Kids in the Hall, Key, and/or Peele get cancelled I will die.

I quoted Step Brothers at my department meeting last week while bleeping myself out for "fucking," "bullshit," and "camel dick." Trying to get everyone to dial it back a little about things they don't like but can't change.

I have wondered this about Nirvana before when I distinctly remember being glued to MTv News for days hearing about Cobain.

These aren't supposed to be shot glasses, but I'm not going to judge.

That hat is everything.

Eleanor is far too sweet to be remotely spooky, but October is October.

Dump Truck crash!

They do, but still probably not as cool as they actually are. They won't realize that until middle age.

There's a roving band of tween girls who cruise my subdivision every night on skateboards and scooters. They're never actually going anywhere and they don't move out of the way of cars until they're ready. I think one of them is feral. They have no idea how cool they are.

I just did that myself.

Look at this goober.

I think Chyna was the only female wrestler allowed to participate. Stephanie McMahon doesn't count. Also, Glenn Danzig is a trash baby, but "Mother" might be my entrance song.

There is such a thing as wrestler court where that used to be presided over by the Undertaker. Where he would hear beefs and tell everyone to stop being shitty. Except to women.

Going into Chicago to see Royal Blood seemed like a good idea when I bought the tickets. But today I'm feeling headachy and cranky and want to sleep in the dark until tomorrow.

Worth it.

Man Named Chuck, I got to meet you in July and you were so funny and so kind and I loved Camp Damascus and our autism journeys are so similar - I will buy your writing forever! You're a ride or die buckaroo!

That feeling when you forgot you added Gangnam Style to your morning playlist, and then it comes on, and you can't help but happily bop to it. #heysexylady

I often think about becoming a vampire just so I can read all the books.

I checked out 7 books at the library today, have an 8th on hold, and 20 unread books in my apartment now. Also a bunch in a storage unit. And the only thing I want to do is read Gideon the Ninth for the 4th time.

It's okay to step back for a minute 🙂

@jasonbowie.bsky.social The only Mario Bros movie I recognize.

It's decorative gourd season (motherfucker), Gideon the Ninth season, and Warren Zevon season. This is a lot. I need a nap.