De’Von 8chan

Think I’m gonna take another indefinite break from the ‘Sky while all this death hopefully dies down (no pun intended). Don’t be bloodthirsty now

Congrats to Tommy Talarico for winning his Texas Democratic primary for the US Senate. Idk why he decided to go into politics with such a credible record of theft but it’s a game without honor, more than ever now

Having your life together is the true AIDS of our time

I’m at a synagogue for a Purim service and carnival and some guy was browsing TwitterX on his phone. That seems sacrilegious

And by “definitely not” I mean “if you’re going to try, actually do the fucking job right this time”

Back in 1989, The Offspring made an album with a song about war with Iran (Tehran) and also what we should do to solve the problem (cannot say the name of the song but it was removed from re-releases after 1995, we should definitely NOT do it)

Hosico, a fat orange cat with green eyes, licking his lips and standing outside of an open closet door. The Instagram caption says, “Happy Hosiday! 🥨”

Happy Hosiday! 🥨

All things being equal, I believe that Jack Hughes scoring the gold medal winning goal for US men’s hockey is “good for the Jews”

A picture of Horatio the chow chow’s muzzle taken from below. His tongue is slightly sticking out. The Instagram caption says, “Happy #fatmuzzlefriday everyone! Whiskers and all! 🥰❤️ #cute #chowchowpuppy #upcloseandpersonal #howisthisreal”

Welcome back to Fat Muzzle Friday

A noise maker (grager) depicting Haman, the villain of the Purim story. He is wearing a green robe and a tri-cornered hat. He also has his hands rubbed together with a devious smile, a wiry mustache, and a big nose, looking a lot like the anti-Semitic “Happy Merchant” meme

Seen in the kosher grocery store yesterday in the seasonal section with Purim decorations. We’re taking it back, folks!

Mamdani got Trump to agree to build more housing for NYC by doing a mockup of the famous Daily News “Ford to City: Drop Dead” headline with “Trump to City: Let’s Build.” And he has the biggest stupidest grin on his face while holding up the papers. Truly great stuff

Only Nixon could go to China and apparently only Mamdani can have productive meetings with Trump. It’s extremely funny how stupid yet simple it all is

Email to harmonicjourneymusic@gmail.com sent from my personal email account: (No subject) You can’t copyright AI generated slop music you dumbfuck

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Like, look at this shit. They’re not hiding it but that’s no consolation

I’ve been put off by songs on IG reels with oddly on-the-nose names for a while, but I couldn’t put my finger on why. Then I realized that a lot of those songs are AI made slop. And they’re everywhere. Death

4chan thread from Anonymous: “>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing* >I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN ›*shitty guitar solo* >SHE GET HIIIIGH >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH ›*shitty ten minute keyboard solo* ›FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ›*song ends* wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking ‘’’’’music’’’’”

Remembered this post again

(To the tune of “Rasputin” by Dschingis Khan)
Rah, rah, God Shamgod
Wielder of a big-ass rod

The thing about Chinese AI being cheaper, more efficient, and open source is that it’s still in the service of a useless, anti-human product

This is a power move from the French Canadians

A small part of me gets it because all of my political beliefs are overshadowed by the fact that I’m a coward. And you’d have the likes of Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens saying his Jewish heritage made him a traitor or some such shit. But most of me is disappointed and a bit disgusted

I can’t relate to being a national hero with hundreds of millions of eyes looking at me, but if a Nazi pedo insulted my mom’s work in front of me and my teammates, I wouldn’t show up to him demanding a new Constitution or whatever the fuck is going to happen tonight. Shameful move by Jack

Not satisfied with blatantly ignoring the concept of human rights, China has also taken to violating the first rule of robotics

Saying “a Jew scored the game winning goal in the Olympic gold medal game for US men’s hockey” is a better way to stop anti-Semitism than anything Stop Anti-Semitism or any Robert Kraft front can come up with

ECHL has the best team names, past and present. New Orleans Brass! Baton Rouge Kingfish! Victoria Salmon Kings! New Mexico Goatheads (coming next season)! And of course, the Macon Whoopee (logo has a snarling bird with a bee flying over it)!

You can tell that a song is made by AI in much the same way that you can define obscenity: you know it when you hear it

Walter White screaming in car

NO JACK DON’T ATTEND THE STATE OF THE UNION, YOU HAVE A GAME THE DAY AFTER AND TRUMP INSULTED YOUR MOM’S WORK, NOOOOOOOOO

Idk why Kurtis Conner gets played up as looking like a “performative male.” He looks like a stereotypical hockey player from the 70s or 80s.

Now Bo Burnham, on the other hand

(Tune of “Serve the Servants” by Nirvana) Games as service, whoa-oh

Oh good my brother-in-law is on his uncle’s tour bus in Mexico right now and the highways have been captured by the cartels. His uncle is a musician and they’ve been targets before

Article headline and sub header from Business Today: “'It takes a lot of energy to train a human too’: OpenAl's Sam Altman counters Al power criticism The fair comparison is if you ask ChatGPT a question, how much energy does it take once its model is trained to answer that question versus a human? says Sam Altman”

Once again, I’ve proven to be ahead of the curve in diagnosing society, this time by saying that the tech industry elites are worse than any dictator and tyrant in the entirety of human history