Cait Chavez-Moats

You wanted guns, Charlie. See what happened?

The left is tired of being unarmed while the right continues to commit armed atrocities across the fucking globe in the name of "freedom".

George Soros might have to take out a second mortgage.

#nokings

Bless my husband for leaving me an ample supply of pizza rolls while he's gone this weekend. We will not starve. 🙌

(I just really hate cooking)

I ugly laughed for no kidding, around 5 minutes straight. My husband was concerned for me. The cats scattered. I couldn't stop crying from this cursed and yet so beautiful image.

This is what I expect from my birth in a couple weeks. If it doesn't look like this, I was lied to.

One figure depicting fetal head position as emerging from the birth cancel. It is simple line art with the fetal head shown simply as a smiley face with a circle for a head. The art is computer degenerated but clearly human made (not AI) as the art work is inconsistent, rudimentary, and made in a program akin to MS paint.

But y'all... I lost it... I truly lost it when I encountered this beautiful piece of artwork depicting the head of the fetus emerging from the birth canal.

Two figures depicting fetal head positions during birth. It is simple line art with the fetal head shown simply as a smiley face with a circle for a head. The art is computer degenerated but clearly human made (not AI) as the art work is inconsistent, rudimentary, and made in a program akin to MS paint.

I encountered this beauty and started outwardly laughing, particularly at figure 5 and the way the fetus' face was presenting.

I continued reading the article after having a little snort at the artwork. The disconnected lines, something that was clearly made in an MS Paint like program if not MS Paint itself.

Two figures depicting fetal head positions during birth. It is simple line art with the fetal head shown simply as a smiley face with a circle for a head. The art is computer degenerated but clearly human made (not AI) as the art work is inconsistent, rudimentary, and made in a program akin to MS paint.

As I was scrolling through this article, learning about complex interactions of the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis, increased fetal cortisol levels, and placental enzymatic activity... I lost my shit when I saw this beautiful piece of art.

Before I share this story... I by no means intend to make fun of the author of the paper I read. Scientists and medical professionals are often not artists. But I have to say...

I am 35 weeks pregnant with my first child. We took our birth class this past weekend, which got me thinking about the mechanisms of birth, so I pulled up a paper about what chemical and biological processes actually happen during pregnancy. #Childbirth #ScientificPapers

Update... I wore him down.

Day 168 of begging my husband to let us get a third cat:

I think I'm wearing him down.

Day 168 of begging my husband to let us get a third cat:

I think I'm wearing him down.

Being pregnant while being a beer enthusiast is 90% missing your favorite beers and 10% being excited to reunite with them.

“If tall women are women what is the word tall for”

Someone let these people know about adjectives.

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