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I guess I’m fully committed to this app, and Red Note. RIP TIK TOK 😭😭 #riptiktok

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

I think today is my last day I stop drinking coffee and stick to tea for now on….

I wonder how long this is gonna last. I hope I don’t kill myself 🙃

Oh myyy. Nick Fuentes was just arrested for battery. He apparently maced a woman who had knocked on his door.

i love cats

FoIIow (us) 👇 👇👇👇👇👇 👇 @howiwetyourmother.bsky.social 👈

THICCsgiving

First Thanksgiving I had without seeing my moms side of the family, just me and her, my fiancé, and my sibling- cooking food together.

Was the most comfortable Thanksgiving I had, but at the same time, something inside me hurts the fact that even your own family you have to split yourself from them

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

A fridge is open. On the right side reads a sign that says "check for cat arm before closing." In the middle of the fridge, theres a gap wide enough for an orange paw to be seen...reaching for a bag of celary.

Anybody got them black Friday deals on rent? Groceries?? Just like bills in general????

Painting the nails on my left hand: haha yess fuck yes

Painting the nails on my right hand: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

In da clurrb we all gay

Was a great show! 🔥🤘🏻

#Suffocation #Fulci #Knoll #Uada #Mortiferum

Going to a death metal concert tonight. Hope I don’t get hit in the face with my new piercings I just got ✨👍🏻

#concert #deathmetal #music

unguarded

Serj is such a baddie

I dont think you trust
In
My
Self righteous unalive

An orange and white cat lying flat on the floor, with its head resting inside a food bowl, surrounded by scattered kibble and a water dish, with a litter box visible in the background.

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

"I invented a device that sucks up crumbs. My advisors told me that's just a vacuum. Can you believe that? I invented the vacuum." -Elon Musk

This is what happens when you pay everyone around you to tell you that you're a genius.

I’ve arrived to good twitter ⚰️

I’ve never used twitter, but
I like this place already 🖤