pumpkin spice mines of kessel

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

why is the burden of proof on the people saying a computer is not conscious

the assertion that it is conscious is way more farfetched and has absolutely no previous precedent to build from

SHOHEI OHTANI WBC GRAND SLAM

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

it's a biblical reference, like how the crucifixion of jesus was actually told from the perspective of this guy Eric who was standing nearby at the time

wife: the babysitter let the kids watch breaking bad
me: what season?

Crush hands down one of my favorite cats I’ve ever had the pleasure to know and help take care of every once in a while. a beautiful old lady who blessed me often by letting me be the cushion she slept upon. Kyle did an incredible job being her personal servant for so many lovely years 🧡

blank meme of Gottlieb's speech from Pacific Rim where he analyzes the frequency of events and concludes that before long, a double event will occur

honestly incredible

it's so difficult, but I also knew that it was time. I got to spend so much time with her.

it hurts like crazy, but I know that I gave her the longest and happiest life she could ever want. As pet owners, our greatest honor is in providing for our animals' needs to the best of our abilities, and giving them a peaceful end when their time comes. I love you forever, Crushy. My little bean.

a softly lit photo of Crush, my fluffy orange cat, laying with both her front paws outstretched in a very comfortable-looking position. she's lying on a multicolored knit blanket made up of blues, pinks, and yellows. her eyes look off to the left and she has an expression of complete calm.

Today, my oldest cat Crush passed away. She was 16 years old. I adopted her fresh out of grad school, and she's been my spoiled baby ever since. Recently, her age caught up with her, and today she let me know it was time. She passed peacefully with a belly full of churu and a heart full of love.

this came up on my timeline and while I don't know you I want to say congrats and solidarity. I'm in a very similar situation and seeing someone else take control like this feels like catharsis. god speed for the future

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

yeesh

I'm a day 0 Linux hater and even I have two tablets, a laptop, and a desktop all running different distributions. if they can get me they can get anyone.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

i love the vague wording of this because it can be read as you having some very esoteric celebration plans for when It Finally Happens

barking at this photo like a dog rn

me in a flannel shirt, jeans, and muck boots standing next to my appaloosa horse who is wearing a saddle

I have become even more powerful thanks to my bond with Ollie who is 24 years old and a retired reining/hunter/trail/western speed horse. yes he's perfect and he's my boy

Romance

do you think I could take a look at your wallet to make sure everything is in order?

it's really wild being from minnesota and having all my neighbors unified and caring for each other like never before, and then have our elected officials completely miss the opportunity like this. she's probably going to be our next governor and it's so depressing

I've always imagined that health potions give you, like, fast forward on injuries healing, but if it would need other shit to heal then it won't work. healing potion won't push out the bullet or whatever

a headline that says here comes the river of yuck

OUT: I'm gonna cum

IN:

I'm at Runnings right now and the radio is playing a country song that I'm pretty sure is repeating "I beat up a small town" and I'm choosing to not verify that because it rules

I learned about this place from Justin, like, a week ago, and now we're here. life comes at you fast, and sometimes, it's beautiful

the office meme modified to say "shut up about IRC, shut up about IRC"

please be serious