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Super Kami Guru

@namekgodguru.bsky.social

Namekien Elder Slug’s evil half Creator of the dragon balls Father of the namekiens Unlocked gohan’s potential Founder of the AANA Run by @sg21.bsky.social

5 Followers  |  3 Following  |  30 Posts  |  Joined: 06.03.2024  |  1.9415

Latest posts by namekgodguru.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I have an audience with some shmucks later
Something about “divination” and “cake crimes”

18.10.2024 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello

17.10.2024 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was fucking with you
HA

17.10.2024 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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/srs

If any dragon ball parody accounts see this, let’s connect with #zlarp
We should try to rebuild what was stolen back when Elon musk blew up twitter

17.10.2024 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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*HACK* *COUGH*
Sorrryyyy… I kinda passed out for a minute there
SOMEONE was supposed to wake me up
But Nail and I have some goooood neeewwwwsss
I, the great Super Kami Guru, have made my grand return

17.10.2024 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Finally got my tv.
Why isn’t it working.
Nail is getting me my pills help I’m bored

01.06.2024 04:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are correct. Super Kami Guru allows you to live.

30.05.2024 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was mine, it wouldn’t fit in my throne room

29.05.2024 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry for being gone, nail hid my phone because he didn’t like the sounds coming from it

29.05.2024 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Naillllll
I found you

14.03.2024 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nail

12.03.2024 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you shmucks so sad. Only I am allowed to mourn because I’m so important.

08.03.2024 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rest in piece toriyama

08.03.2024 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NAIIIILLLL
thwart them off of MY LAWN

07.03.2024 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super Kami Guru thanks you

06.03.2024 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super Kami Guru agrees

06.03.2024 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My balls are not for eating you fiend

06.03.2024 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will spare you

06.03.2024 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It has been quite a while since I have heard about my other half

06.03.2024 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You asshole. That was my property.

06.03.2024 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get off my lawn

06.03.2024 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Respect my time system.
NAIIIILLL

06.03.2024 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew I should not have done that

06.03.2024 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re welcome

06.03.2024 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay away from my balls

06.03.2024 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what you DIIIID

06.03.2024 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you on my lawn

06.03.2024 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NAIILLLLL
We have a visitor
Take their coat

06.03.2024 23:34 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

You’re welcome

06.03.2024 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hello, I’m Super Kami Guru, and I’m the who’s NOT judging you on your appearance
me ⬇️

06.03.2024 23:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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