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Eli Manning Hired as Ole Miss Head Coach, Promises to Bring “That Same Confused Calm” to the Sidelines - Unsourced News In a move that stunned no one more than Eli Manning himself, Ole Miss officially named him its new head football coach.

Eli Manning Hired as Ole Miss Head Coach, Promises to Bring “That Same Confused Calm” to the Sidelines

02.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to "Start Them All Right Now!" - Unsourced News Pete Hegseth announced that the best way to ensure lasting global peace is to simply start every possible war immediately.

Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”

30.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month - Unsourced News A new poll has revealed that Mamdani is most popular among renters, cyclists, and residents who've recently shouted “I’m walkin’ here!”

Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month

21.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Let the bribery bidding begin

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White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats - Unsourced News The White House’s Black Friday Sale has drawn thousands hoping to score deep discounts on pardons, bribes, and, cabinet seats

White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats

28.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats - Unsourced News The White House’s Black Friday Sale has drawn thousands hoping to score deep discounts on pardons, bribes, and, cabinet seats

White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats

28.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats - Unsourced News The White House’s Black Friday Sale has drawn thousands hoping to score deep discounts on pardons, bribes, and, cabinet seats

White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats

28.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

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Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul - Unsourced News First Lady Melania Trump today unveiled her final White House Christmas decoration theme: "The Emptiness of the Human Soul."

Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul

25.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks

24.11.2025 14:47 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes

White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes https://theonion.com/white-house-touts-affordability-of-hay-based-thanksgiving-dishes/

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White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast” - Unsourced News The White House reassured the public that the pipeline project will have “minimal impact on animals that can run fast.”

White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”

26.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Re-Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks

26.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks

25.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.

Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks

25.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

News Headline: X users disappointed after new Location Transparency feature reveals 100% of them are foreign bots

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Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to "Start Them All Right Now!" - Unsourced News Pete Hegseth announced that the best way to ensure lasting global peace is to simply start every possible war immediately.

Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”

25.11.2025 13:50 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 4

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'Doesn't look good for her': Halligan gets warning she could now be disbarred Lindsey Halligan could face potential disbarment over her actions in the cases involving President Donald Trump's enemies former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, an analyst said Monday. Bradley Moss, a national security attorney, told CNN that Halligan's career f...

Lindsey Halligan could face potential disbarment over her actions in the cases involving President Donald Trump's enemies former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, an analyst said Monday.

24.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 222 🔁 66 💬 24 📌 5

Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism - Unsourced News The U.S. Coast Guard announced that the classic “Mom” tattoo will now be classified as “Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism.”

Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism

21.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot

Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/

24.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 1523 🔁 172 💬 18 📌 3